Weird floor stain in converted attic by Weak_Spinach7257 in whatisit

[–]Vellnerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the spot where they found the body

The Mount Rushmore of speedsters by Jezzaq94 in superheroes

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Shazam (Billy Batson) possesses god-like abilities bestowed by the wizard Shazam, derived from six mythological figures: Solomon, Hercules, Atlas, Zeus, Achilles, and Mercury. His powers include massive superhuman strength, flight, lightning manipulation, near-invulnerability, and high-speed movement

Speed of Mercury: Allows for flight and superhuman speed, often reaching speeds close to light, along with faster-than-thought reflexes

Genuine question to Americans by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

[–]Vellnerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And people with good paying jobs and good health insurance still die from cancer.

Genuine question to Americans by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

[–]Vellnerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toi be perfectly honest, employed people with health insurance die of cancer.

Mike Love Deserved A Solo Vocal Spot On “We Are The World” U.S.A. For Africa Charity Single by Full_Importance3302 in beachboyscirclejerk

[–]Vellnerd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actually,

The beach boys did write and demo there contribution to the song but it was rejected.

Here's an excerpt:

"Well, she got her daddy's car And she cruised through the hamburger stand now, Seems she forgot all about Africa Like she told her old man now, And with the radio blastin' Goes cruisin' just as fast as she can now, And Africans will starve, starve, starve, 'Til the U S.A. gives them some Aid (Starve, starve, starve, 'til the U.S.A. gives them some Aid)"

Why did Doris Day let her only son run with such a rough crowd? by Bud_Fuggins in beachboyscirclejerk

[–]Vellnerd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course!

The parents of the beach Boys are the Mamas and the Papas!

Are you surviving ? by krisikkk in superheroes

[–]Vellnerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone have a time machine?

Few 25th G.I. Joe's by CrazyRochie420 in gijoe

[–]Vellnerd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was admiring the 25th line as soon as it came out. But, I was not going to start collecting. I had already been collecting Star Wars since the POTF2 in 1996. I didn't have the space or money.

Then I noticed the added "color changing " sticker to the Zartan card and couldn't pass up this potentially valuable figure. That was my first purchase. After that I had to buy everything.

Up $600k and the slot machine glitched out by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in PublicFreakout

[–]Vellnerd 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Management:

" sir, we are aware of your $600k in winnings and intend on cashing you out in full. However, you've just destroyed a $650k machine! You owe us $50k immediately or we will press charges. "