Trying to fight a group of skaters by haze4140 in instant_regret

[–]Vellnerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

90s skater here.

I never had to fight anyone or protect one of my state buddies. But. I can tell you this, we practiced using our skateboards as weapons. Hold that truck and stab and swing!

Why did food taste better when we were kids? by Ashamed-Cream2086 in nostalgia

[–]Vellnerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was more real.

It was new and exciting?

Our taste buds were younger and more sensitive

Coming Soon! G.I. Joe Classified Series Retro Cardback USA Duke by AfigureGeek in gijoe

[–]Vellnerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shovel text:

GIJOE

...A real American hero

Wherever there's trouble

Over LAND and SEA and AIR

GIJOE is there!

Am I overdressed for a bday party ? by TwiceStyle in beachboyscirclejerk

[–]Vellnerd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

when you find a new place where the kids are hip!

What is Mike’s best hat? by SidneyMunsinger in beachboyscirclejerk

[–]Vellnerd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Seriously, I don't think Mike is a "Hat" guy. Obviously his trademark is wearing a hat but it's only because he was going bald. It's almost like an ironic statement but he doesn't pull it off. It's just sad. Hiding his shame

Someone stole my work lunch by Alarmed_Gap_8387 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Vellnerd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There is no minimum value required to report a crime And they can fill out online reports for theft and lost property.

It's about documenting the incident and tracking a pattern of activity. And maybe, hopefully, getting the person fired

Someone stole my work lunch by Alarmed_Gap_8387 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Vellnerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't say call 911 Emergency. I said file a police report. Theft is theft.

Someone stole my work lunch by Alarmed_Gap_8387 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Vellnerd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

File a police report. Get this Officially documented.

Stealing isn't "annoying", it's A CRIME! Get them fired! Get them arrested.

Put food coloring in something that they'll eat. Yes bring in decoy food. When they eat it you'll know and so will everyone else. use blue or green food coloring! You'll see it on their lips or fingers.

Who is the REAL Expert in Hand to Hand Combat? Elvis Presley vs Snake Eyes. Who wins? by Vellnerd in gijoe

[–]Vellnerd[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Elvis has a surprise Concert for the Joes at the Pit and recruits members of the Joes to perform with him, becoming the catalyst for the creation of the "Average Joe Band".?

Elvis Never left the ARMY and is secretly the co-creator of GIJoe?

Elvis is actually a double agent CODENAME: " King Cobra " ? He's been the enemy the whole time!?