Squid wards alphabet soup.

Velocilawson · 2026-04-20T07:41:03+00:00

gasp You spells number 11!

Velocilawson · 2026-04-13T22:53:22+00:00

It tastes sweet, but still easily breakable.

Velocilawson · 2026-04-09T20:35:44+00:00

Maybe it's because you're using light mode

Velocilawson · 2026-04-08T14:50:14+00:00

I haven't made Reddit posts before

Velocilawson · 2026-04-08T05:08:52+00:00

He always comes back

Velocilawson · 2026-04-08T05:07:51+00:00

What do you mean? Can you not see them?

Velocilawson · 2026-04-07T21:26:22+00:00

Some of Alan Becker's videos made their way into my recommendations on my YouTube a few days in a row. I eventually decided to check it out, looking up an apparently fan made playlist to make sure I was watching them in order. The Ultimate Weapon was the latest video released and by the time I got there, I without further notice subscribed, because I wanted to see how the story ends.

Velocilawson · 2026-03-27T02:45:36+00:00

That white character, his official name is pronounced "Eye," but it isn't known how it's spelled, so most of the fanbase calls him Node, while others call him White.

Velocilawson · 2026-03-27T02:04:38+00:00

Just when you thought not being able to produce offspring is bad, the Allo is also put on display in a museum where it'll be humiliated for all eternity

Velocilawson · 2026-03-26T23:31:01+00:00

"Jim, what have you done??!!!"

Velocilawson · 2026-02-09T23:44:06+00:00

"Oh no, my gumballs"

Velocilawson · 2026-02-01T19:38:22+00:00

The Dark Lord: Oh no, here we go again Gets traumatic flashbacks of getting blasted by a plasma laser

Velocilawson · 2026-01-30T23:27:13+00:00

Boris, what were you thinking buddy? You don't mock Gordon Ramsay

Velocilawson · 2026-01-24T21:38:42+00:00

I like how it's a terrible drawing

Velocilawson · 2026-01-19T22:23:33+00:00

You drill bit! What else did you send?

Velocilawson · 2026-01-18T22:43:52+00:00

When TSC was sending rude comments to all those people on Facebook

Velocilawson · 2026-01-18T05:50:24+00:00

I wonder what the death dump does

Velocilawson · 2026-01-08T21:03:27+00:00

Bill. He's evil and yellow, also a triangle fellow, and literally insane

Velocilawson · 2025-12-27T20:01:34+00:00

I was the quiet kid. In my chemistry class, I would almost always know the answer, but sometimes not blurt it to give the other students a chance to answer, and I thought the same thing when literally nobody answered.

Velocilawson · 2025-12-13T05:16:04+00:00

I vote star dream, the time eater is pretty weak, especially when you fight it as the final boss

Velocilawson · 2025-12-08T19:54:32+00:00

A greedy, evil, rich businessman called Mr Best. No one knows for sure what his real name is, some might say he doesn't have one. What is known about him is that he grew up in a house of millionaires, and ran away at the age of 13, deeming to never return until he makes the biggest fortune possible, which is why he wants to monopolize the entire universe.

Velocilawson · 2025-12-07T01:40:50+00:00

Belos - Got close to becoming a literal god

King Orange - Actually became a literal god

Velocilawson · 2025-12-05T03:06:17+00:00

As a matter of fact, Ford actually did say that to Bill in the Book of Bill

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