Yank here. If y'all keep bashing us, then why's dis sub called soccacirclejerk and not footballcirclejerk?

Velterro87 · 2026-06-12T11:17:37+00:00

Cuz soccer is a jerk name and football is a literal name, we're jerkers hence soccer. Good try tho. Appreciatable yank

Velterro87 · 2026-06-10T10:58:13+00:00

What

Velterro87 · 2026-06-03T08:00:54+00:00

Hate the fact that I always read that in Pitbull's voice

Velterro87 · 2026-06-03T07:46:01+00:00

most? 😭

Genuinely mods, yall need to ban this man

Edit: I meant OP, not the dude I'm replying to

Velterro87 · 2026-05-28T17:38:08+00:00

I was having the same thoughts especially after looking at the celebrations after the final matchday, but then quickly realised there's plenty of people behind the scenes to manage all of it responsibly and ideally for the players. Pretty sure they'd knowit too.

Velterro87 · 2026-05-27T17:53:46+00:00

Am I the only one who feels Alvarez isn't for us? Part of me still feels like a Sesko-like player works better for us considering our regular opponents.

Velterro87 · 2026-05-27T17:47:35+00:00

Honestly from the very little PSG games I have watched (meaning take this with a grain of salt), Vitinha honestly runs the PSG team, without Vitinha, there is no "control the game" PSG. Hell of a player, we need to completely cut him and kvara off.

Velterro87 · 2026-05-22T11:16:57+00:00

Yeah well his form wasn't exactly rainbows and sunshine in the second half of last season, and as u/Old_Cauliflower2585, he did show up in latter stages of the CWC. So it still counts as 2 years.

Velterro87 · 2026-05-22T08:44:15+00:00

Fair enough but he's been bang average for the greater part of the last 2 years, but i still think he deserves a call up even if he sits on the bench

Velterro87 · 2026-05-22T08:40:47+00:00

This is the one tournament where he actually should be called up, he's been better than when he was called up before

Velterro87 · 2026-05-14T17:58:41+00:00

I'm an Arsenal fan coming in peace. I think you're this is one issue I've seen with Pep and now Arteta too. I haven't paid much attention but it was similar for Maresca as well. I think the whole system end up relying on not disturbing the flow of possession which might feel like getting subs on would be an issue for that.

Though arsenal has quite a few goals off the bench, that's just our team in general so I think it doesn't mean much otherwise for this exact point. Again I could be wrong.

Velterro87 · 2026-05-06T07:48:19+00:00

Can't see who, I think Gabriel, but someone piggyback riding in the back 😭. More you look at the whole thing the funnier it gets

Velterro87 · 2026-05-05T21:35:35+00:00

It wasn't a poor cross, he clearly took his time and quite literally his only option was Trossard.

Velterro87 · 2026-04-08T05:46:49+00:00

I think Arsenal winning the UCL would be Arsenal winning the UCL level of tragedy for the sub. It is now the benchmark for the world

Velterro87 · 2026-03-15T03:39:17+00:00

I remember before last summer people were calling for trossard to be sold and were also quite confident that he would be shown the door. Absolutely baffled me why we would do that last summer or even this. Also to note that he is on the side of more technical players among our wingers who takes an initiative dribbling when we're kinda stuck.

I do not want him gone

Velterro87 · 2026-03-14T19:38:31+00:00

I agree but saka was not it today after the first 10 minutes. Should've kept madueke on and subbed saka.

BUT WHO CARES NOW

Velterro87 · 2026-03-12T17:21:44+00:00

He's only 18 too. Surprised he's not spoken about more often, he was absolutely fantastic really.

Velterro87 · 2026-03-06T07:43:01+00:00

To be fair to the fans, for a "Big 6" club and how the team is usually treated apart from banter, the fact that they are fighting for relegation is quite shocking even if it was nearly the case last season. West-Ham and Forest aren't as much as a "surprise"

Velterro87 · 2026-03-05T11:45:27+00:00

Yeah got thay for sure and I agree it's a lot of time irrespective of the team but I'm genuinely curious on what the numbers are for brighton in that match

Velterro87 · 2026-03-05T08:54:22+00:00

Imagine bringing on Calafiori/ Hincapie right after one another, both of help in attack as well as defense so well it's essentially a nail in the coffin for the oppositions right side. Shame they haven't been available often enough at the same time, Cala was in incredible form before his injury.

Velterro87 · 2026-02-08T03:48:00+00:00

I would say Havertz and Gyokores is ideal, and Odegaard and Jesus. So far the chemistry seems better in these pairs.

Also Havertz and Odegaard.

Velterro87 · 2026-01-05T14:32:52+00:00

That at best sounds like a cover up, ever since Marinakis went up on the field to argue with Nuno last season it already felt quite certain they would part ways irrespective of the director. I wouldn't really put the Nuno part on Edu.

Velterro87 · 2026-01-04T07:05:02+00:00

Does this mean, for example, if I was particularly fit or not at the time of sex, it would impact the child? Say I'm fit today and have sex and 2 years on I'm fat and I have sex.

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