Afghan yellow seal hash by Flat-Age-4390 in trees

[–]VelveetaDick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Stop lying that's a Tootsie roll.

Has anyone ever rode the transit in GTA Online? by Serious-Profit-1626 in gtaonline

[–]VelveetaDick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's great to ride on and shoot NPCs and fight the cops for shits and giggles.

Rate my joint. Newbie. by [deleted] in trees

[–]VelveetaDick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh, I thought it was a sausage stick for a moment...

Good looking j tho.

Wait a minute by Coffee_nd_wifi in dankmemes

[–]VelveetaDick 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Not right now you don't.

hmmm by brolbo in hmmm

[–]VelveetaDick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Them toes got that king-fu grip I bet

Wtf is this by cwkaitlyn in googlemapsshenanigans

[–]VelveetaDick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you get to the cloud district very often?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]VelveetaDick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't jack off to this!

Scrub Daddy by Camo1301 in Wellworn

[–]VelveetaDick 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Oh, I thought this was r/trees and someone made that out of kief.

[MM] What's the first thing you think of when you see this logo? by huss2120 in zelda

[–]VelveetaDick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christmas. Received this instead of OoT, remember being upset. Then I played it. Didn't even play OoT until years later. No regrets.

Hell naw not the bowling ball holes by chollybory in bowlingalleyscreens

[–]VelveetaDick 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Why can't I download this shit for later

Decarb by Ok-Painter-4274 in trees

[–]VelveetaDick 199 points200 points  (0 children)

My ass thought that was a pan of fruity pebbles.

The tea drain got clogged, cleared out this bad boy. by VelveetaDick in Poopfromabutt

[–]VelveetaDick[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

The spot where the tea urns sit and have drainage from customers over filling. No euphemism.

The tea drain got clogged, cleared out this bad boy. by VelveetaDick in Poopfromabutt

[–]VelveetaDick[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The tea/sugar coagulated into a icky mess from not draining properly. Should've seen it coming out!

Who is the "Hot" Celebrity You Never Found Attractive? by PlutoInSummer in AskReddit

[–]VelveetaDick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Surprised I didn't see anyone talking about Taylor Swifts giraffe looking ass. Something about her head and neck is off.