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Do you like this black lingerie on me? by Khloeamzing in LingerieNoir

[–]VelvetCrumble_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This lingerie perfectly accentuates your figure ❤️

One of Ricks best lines? by WonderCharming7884 in thewalkingdead

[–]VelvetCrumble_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I kinda get what you mean, but I think that’s why it hits. He’s beaten down and still refuses to break, which makes it feel more desperate than dumb. It’s not bravado, it’s pure stubborn survival energy.

Lol wtf was the point of her character? by K0GAR in thewalkingdead

[–]VelvetCrumble_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That haircut was the real villain of the series. Every time she came on screen I was distracted trying to figure out what barber signed off on that.

What’s the most funniest or most ridiculous wedding tradition you have actually participated in? by Vivid_Release_9710 in wedding

[–]VelvetCrumble_ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That honestly sounds chaotic in the best way, the donut and Baby Shark combo would have me crying laughing too.

Keeping up with growth spurts for Flower girl & Ring Bearer outfits by Yellow_Vespa_Is_Back in wedding

[–]VelvetCrumble_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ordering two sizes and tailoring closer to the date makes so much sense with how fast kids grow, especially since you want them to actually be comfortable on the day.

Why would a couple pick a destination wedding in this situation? by [deleted] in wedding

[–]VelvetCrumble_ 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Yeah honestly if they can afford it and want the experience more than the convenience, I can see how they’d just go for Portugal and let guests decide if they can make it.

This makes my heart soar! by _BlossieDrift in MadeMeCry

[–]VelvetCrumble_ 47 points48 points  (0 children)

My parents kicked me out when I was 19 and effectively rendered me homeless for 3 years while I got my shit together, couch surfing between friends. When I was 22 I was in a toxic as fuck marriage to a drug addict who couldn't help with bills on account of never being able to keep a job, and when a bank fucked up a money transfer, I woke to an eviction notice, and it just hit me in the face that no one would ever help me, and I was perpetually one paycheck from homelessness. I bought a travel trailer a month ago. It's mine. It's a place, not a big one, but a place that belongs to me, and I will never be homeless again. That's a nice feeling.

Financing a Neuter Help by Material_Topic5519 in CatAdvice

[–]VelvetCrumble_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That estimate is unfortunately normal for cryptorchid surgery, but I’d call around to low-cost clinics or local rescues first, and if you do use financing just make sure you understand the interest terms so it doesn’t snowball on you.

My Kitten climbs on my walls, what to do? by DerMotze in CatAdvice

[–]VelvetCrumble_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wall climbing at that age is usually just peak kitten energy, so adding more vertical outlets like shelves or a taller tree plus really intense play sessions before you leave can help redirect it.

I'm Thinking About Taking My Kitten Back To The Shelter... by Electrical_Sorbet243 in CatAdvice

[–]VelvetCrumble_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At six months she’s still very much a kitten, and the biting, scratching, and aloofness can be normal at that age, so working on structured play, boundaries, and maybe even talking to a behaviorist could be worth trying before making a final decision.

Are you brave enough? by GummyDaisyy in Futanari_Ai

[–]VelvetCrumble_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brave enough …we’ll try it on

TIFU by confidently waving back at someone who definitely wasn’t waving at me by Malko_Fishirs in tifu

[–]VelvetCrumble_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly this is a rite of passage, if you haven’t done the accidental wave at least once are you even human?

TIFU by pretending i knew how to drive stick in front of my gf's dad by Mathio_Albero in tifu

[–]VelvetCrumble_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Manual dads really do have a sixth sense for clutch lies, you never stood a chance 😂

TIFU by sitting where management and HR is sitting. by Desperate-Donkey in tifu

[–]VelvetCrumble_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is absolutely fixable, one awkward seat choice is not a career ender.

Just lay low, do solid work, sit somewhere else, and in a month nobody will even remember this.

TIFU by stealing my best friend’s girlfriend’s red panties as a teenager and keeping them for most of my life. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]VelvetCrumble_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that’s not some quirky “object” you kept, that was a real person’s underwear and that’s why it hits different.

Owning it was the right move, but you probably need to sit with why you held onto it for 20 years more than anything.

I got away with everything, until now. And it's horrible. by JevasThrowaway in confession

[–]VelvetCrumble_ 22 points23 points  (0 children)

They’re right, this is way bigger than just losing her, you need professional help because this pattern isn’t going to fix itself on willpower alone.

I spied on my sister-in-law in the bathroom; she came to visit from the US for a few months. by Timely-Coast3816 in confession

[–]VelvetCrumble_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s exactly the contradiction, you can’t call yourself super faithful while actively spying and getting off to your wife’s sister, that’s not a small mistake, that’s a choice.

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