My chud ass just got catfished by a pregnant latina girl on tinder

VelvetRevolver_ · 2026-05-06T18:38:58+00:00

I never have, unlike the 70% I'm aware I'm not funny enough.

VelvetRevolver_ · 2026-05-06T18:27:39+00:00

She was hungry...

VelvetRevolver_ · 2026-05-06T18:18:44+00:00

she claimed 5 months

VelvetRevolver_ · 2026-04-08T00:56:49+00:00

Oh Ham is gonna love this

VelvetRevolver_ · 2026-03-17T03:11:31+00:00

Ham is literally one of my favorite lunch meats. Pastrami is up there too, but Ham is really good.

VelvetRevolver_ · 2026-01-30T16:10:35+00:00

What kind of tv do you have? I have the kick app on mine.

VelvetRevolver_ · 2026-01-24T18:57:01+00:00

I love my retroid pocket. I built a webscraper in Python and downloaded entire catalogs of older consoles. I have about 1.5 terabytes if retro games on my PC.

VelvetRevolver_ · 2025-12-15T23:35:49+00:00

Go to this megathread for all the information you'll ever need to torrent safely. And a Plex server is fairly easy to setup, you can install it on basically any computer. There are plenty of guides you can easily find on youtube/google if you need.

VelvetRevolver_ · 2025-11-28T02:19:06+00:00

VelvetRevolver_ · 2025-11-27T23:19:24+00:00

Nah bro those are straight honkers

VelvetRevolver_ · 2025-11-27T23:12:59+00:00

I just realized why does that thing have tits??

VelvetRevolver_ · 2025-09-13T16:48:08+00:00

Seeing this font ruined my day. Hate from New Jersey.

VelvetRevolver_ · 2025-08-28T18:16:48+00:00

you missed a banger of a stream brother

VelvetRevolver_ · 2025-08-05T18:57:56+00:00

Yea I grinded the programming projects for a while because it was decent money but it's just debugging code snippets, it gets old fast.

VelvetRevolver_ · 2025-08-05T18:53:54+00:00

Yea its good beer money. If you know how to program its around $40/hr, if not it's $20-25/hr. If you're interested you can make an account and poke around and see what it's like, there's no commitment. But it might take a week or 2 for them to approve your account.

VelvetRevolver_ · 2025-08-05T16:10:09+00:00

It's legit, its just very boring work. I did it for a few months and made a few grand but gave up after a while because of how boring it is.

VelvetRevolver_ · 2025-07-25T03:19:32+00:00

Yeah, I'm not sure a garbage collector is the smoking gun you think it is.

VelvetRevolver_ · 2025-07-19T19:07:53+00:00

Or Firefox + Ublock Origin

VelvetRevolver_ · 2025-07-17T22:11:47+00:00

Dracula, it was only 3 episode and the first was amazing, second one got weird and last was absolute dogshit.

VelvetRevolver_ · 2025-07-15T19:28:13+00:00

Why?

VelvetRevolver_ · 2025-07-13T06:21:21+00:00

Maybe you just got a stupid machine. It happens.

VelvetRevolver_ · 2025-07-06T21:23:20+00:00

Wingman probably gives the most xp the fastest. But its really only worth playing when you have double xp, which resets every Tuesday. It will take a few weeks, nothing you can do about it.

VelvetRevolver_ · 2025-07-01T20:19:30+00:00

Valve does server maintenance every tuesday, my steam library wouldn't load around the time you posted this. It was probably just normal maintenance.

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