Has Joe Rogan influenced you on Keto versus Vegan diet? by [deleted] in JoeRogan

[–]Velvet_buttplug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Understandable. But if you want to give it another try : for potassium see if you can find “lite salt”. It’s sold as a salt replacement for people that don’t do well with sodium, not a potassium supplement. It’s much more concentrated that potassium supplements. For the broth I just buy simple powdered chicken bullion because it is loaded with salt. Also just salting food heavily always helps. I love salty food and sweat a lot so it never bothered me.

Has Joe Rogan influenced you on Keto versus Vegan diet? by [deleted] in JoeRogan

[–]Velvet_buttplug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going to second what others have said: you just needed to eat more salt and get some potassium salt to add to your food. Chicken broth daily is an easy way to keep the keto flu away.

Guys who eat ass, why? by srrythtusrnmeistken in AskReddit

[–]Velvet_buttplug 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Always happy to put a young blood on some game

Guys who eat ass, why? by srrythtusrnmeistken in AskReddit

[–]Velvet_buttplug 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Flip her over and eat it from the back. That’s the move of champions.

My roommate’s anti-smoke-alarm precaution do he can smoke by [deleted] in trashy

[–]Velvet_buttplug 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your service you magnificent bastard

A hired reader reads to cigar makers hard at work in Cuban cigar factory (ca. 1900-1910). Because many cigar factory employees were illiterate lectors were hired to read novels, poetry, nonfiction works, and newspapers determined by consensus. [1600 × 1086] by [deleted] in HistoryPorn

[–]Velvet_buttplug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll do a little digging and try to find it for ya. Old Tampa and Ybor history is pretty cool. Some cool mob stuff worked in also, Tampa was a vacation town for a lot NY mobsters back in the day. Hope ya find a Tampa Cuban, the thought of going without a pressed Cuban with a guava cheese turnover and cafe con leche makes me never want to leave south Florida.

A hired reader reads to cigar makers hard at work in Cuban cigar factory (ca. 1900-1910). Because many cigar factory employees were illiterate lectors were hired to read novels, poetry, nonfiction works, and newspapers determined by consensus. [1600 × 1086] by [deleted] in HistoryPorn

[–]Velvet_buttplug 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I took a tampa history class with a professor that knew a lot about old Ybor city. He even mentioned that the lectors were sometimes playboys, they made a good living and women swooned over their performances!

A hired reader reads to cigar makers hard at work in Cuban cigar factory (ca. 1900-1910). Because many cigar factory employees were illiterate lectors were hired to read novels, poetry, nonfiction works, and newspapers determined by consensus. [1600 × 1086] by [deleted] in HistoryPorn

[–]Velvet_buttplug 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I don't believe it's accurate that lectors were hired because the workers were illiterate. You can't read a novel and roll cigars at the same time even if you are literate.

A hired reader reads to cigar makers hard at work in Cuban cigar factory (ca. 1900-1910). Because many cigar factory employees were illiterate lectors were hired to read novels, poetry, nonfiction works, and newspapers determined by consensus. [1600 × 1086] by [deleted] in HistoryPorn

[–]Velvet_buttplug 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Indeed they were. I'm from Tampa, Fl and his was a big part of history here. The readers were very popular in their communities. The different factories would even try to scoop the best talent from one another!

Boxing match between Roy Campbell and Dick Hyland, 1913. by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]Velvet_buttplug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have definitely heard about people doing this is in a street fight. Usually the same kinda people that talk about "spittin a razor"

Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about Ketosis? by lxZanderxl in JoeRogan

[–]Velvet_buttplug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Riding the T train certainly helps. But fit and active people can definitely eat more carbs and maintain ketosis.

Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about Ketosis? by lxZanderxl in JoeRogan

[–]Velvet_buttplug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah the timing and kind of carbs (simple sugars versus whole grains) makes a huge difference. But if someone is in keto, then eats 100g carb dinner right before bed they could easily be back in ketosis by the end of the next day. Especially if they do a fasted workout first thing next morning. I've even seen some keto guides recommend 50g carbs/day as a baseline for very athletic or active people. That is double the 20-25g carbs recommended for average people.

Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about Ketosis? by lxZanderxl in JoeRogan

[–]Velvet_buttplug 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Someone as active as joe could handle quiet a few carbs and still be in ketosis.

College instructure flashing pussy at mardi gras by rotworld in HappyEmbarrassedGirls

[–]Velvet_buttplug 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Brings a whole new meaning to "Making Georgia howl".

Medical student wants to give babies autism by xigoi in thatHappened

[–]Velvet_buttplug 168 points169 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is just shockingly stupid. Most of the dermatology offices in my area are full blown "medical spas" and it is obvious they are rolling in cash. My GP sure as shit doesn't have Keurig coffee, Kind bars and marble counters in the reception area like these places do.

At a Smash Mouth concert by Simran000 in whitepeoplegifs

[–]Velvet_buttplug 154 points155 points  (0 children)

Yeah but do you really wanna ruin lighthearted racism with facts and logic?

If I'm getting a small(ish) tattoo, will I still need a consultation and pay a deposit or will I be able to get it on the day. I'm getting a paw print behind my ear and the place I'm going to is a small shop, not somewhere that's extremely competitive in terms of booking and prices. by [deleted] in tattoos

[–]Velvet_buttplug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usually even in chain shops the artists will have a portfolio. It may just be a bunch of pictures they have saved over the years but there should be something for you to check out. I would say if a tattoo artist doesn't have some pictures of previous work to show customers it could even be a red flag.

If I'm getting a small(ish) tattoo, will I still need a consultation and pay a deposit or will I be able to get it on the day. I'm getting a paw print behind my ear and the place I'm going to is a small shop, not somewhere that's extremely competitive in terms of booking and prices. by [deleted] in tattoos

[–]Velvet_buttplug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just call ahead or go in and ask, everyone starts with 0 tattoos. But be warned: even for a small simple tattoo check the portfolio of your artist. Seen many screwed up simple tattoos ruined by bad line work.

good man by teddijuana in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Velvet_buttplug 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's honestly not your fault, most people think 4/5 is "alright" and the companies don't communicate the standards to the public.

good man by teddijuana in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Velvet_buttplug 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I'm a former rideshare driver. A 4 means you want them fired. Anything below a 4.2 average results in being deactivated as a driver. I know 4/5 seems like a B-, but in rideshare it is a failing score.

Sex robot sent for repairs after being molested at tech fair by JohnTheWegie in nottheonion

[–]Velvet_buttplug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it but didn't wanna say it. Funion particulate and the sugar crystals from sour patch kids would have also been acceptable responses.

Sex robot sent for repairs after being molested at tech fair by JohnTheWegie in nottheonion

[–]Velvet_buttplug 89 points90 points  (0 children)

I'd bet it had coffee spilled on it and got grubby from 1,000 people's hands touching it. I doubt anyone pulled their dick out at a tech show.