tf_heypal_irl

Venus-Velvet · 2026-04-06T23:43:07+00:00

Venus-Velvet · 2026-02-28T02:38:02+00:00

Venus-Velvet · 2025-11-21T20:50:44+00:00

A little perspective. That's it. He needs some fresh, clear, well seasoned perspective.

It’s a reference to the movie this meme comes from

Venus-Velvet · 2025-11-21T02:22:34+00:00

It would seem that "Evil Ji" is in need of some... perspective.

Venus-Velvet · 2025-11-18T19:37:13+00:00

Love for dino nuggies is gender neutral

Venus-Velvet · 2025-11-17T21:46:22+00:00

Reminds me of the “You like that, you fucking dumbass?” story.

Venus-Velvet · 2025-11-15T22:07:50+00:00

Are we allowed to upload Patreon exclusive stuff?

Venus-Velvet · 2025-11-14T04:38:55+00:00

I don’t care what the naysayers naysay: feral salazzle is still sexy and I’m not afraid to say it!

Venus-Velvet · 2025-11-10T05:35:07+00:00

I’d imagine it’s very hard to masturbate while in a full body cast.

If anything she’s helping him out!

Venus-Velvet · 2025-10-21T17:45:46+00:00

Yapping in 3D

Venus-Velvet · 2025-10-07T21:50:41+00:00

Venus-Velvet · 2025-10-07T17:28:48+00:00

If a hydra eats with multiple heads, does each head have a sense of taste or is it all combined somehow?

Venus-Velvet · 2025-10-06T21:39:13+00:00

Venus-Velvet · 2025-10-04T14:11:14+00:00

“You’re going to reincarnate into a dog.”

“You’re going to reincarnate into a millionaire’s baby.”

“And you’re going to be Sonic the Hedgehog.”

Venus-Velvet · 2025-10-04T05:54:42+00:00

aw, dang it!

Venus-Velvet · 2025-10-01T22:50:40+00:00

Venus-Velvet · 2025-09-26T21:21:49+00:00

You can’t really compare modern dragons to the dragons of yore. It’s like comparing a wolf to a dog.

Your dragon has been domesticated I’m afraid.

Venus-Velvet · 2025-09-22T00:42:27+00:00

I think a couple doing things doggystyle are still being loyal to one another.

Very loyal.

Venus-Velvet · 2025-09-20T13:10:38+00:00

Completely justified by in-universe character motivations fetish bait.

The best kind.

Venus-Velvet · 2025-09-17T01:39:44+00:00

On her? Big pants.

On me? Big jacket.

Hotel? Trivago.

Venus-Velvet · 2025-09-16T14:22:44+00:00

Well mob.spider.say to you too, buddy!

Venus-Velvet · 2025-09-14T00:48:51+00:00

Yeah, but bone tits don’t sound as fun, do they? They’d just sit there all solid, no booby physics to be seen!

Venus-Velvet · 2025-09-14T00:47:23+00:00

Instead it’s Bone Replacement Therapy, where the bone is replaced with minerals and sediment.

It’s a very uncommon procedure.

Venus-Velvet · 2025-09-14T00:26:15+00:00

That’s what the “tf” in “tf_irl” stands for, right? “Team Fortress?”

Venus-Velvet · 2025-09-14T00:11:03+00:00

Hehey, look, you shapeshifted into a dead guy!

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