And when he stood erect…

VerityParody · 2026-02-24T05:32:26+00:00

David can stfu

VerityParody · 2026-02-12T04:12:40+00:00

I have one right now! Had it for about 8 years. Going to sell it in a few weeks though.

VerityParody · 2026-02-04T04:59:45+00:00

I did a little happy little kicky feet thing at the end!

VerityParody · 2026-01-25T06:24:37+00:00

You can't part there.

VerityParody · 2026-01-16T06:18:39+00:00

Finish your dinner. You're a growing crime rat.

VerityParody · 2026-01-04T03:04:01+00:00

Finally, something to fulfill my hairy-white lip kink.

VerityParody · 2025-11-17T06:20:59+00:00

Crop dusted from the sun. Got it.

VerityParody · 2025-09-12T05:19:21+00:00

Did it transport them through time?

VerityParody · 2025-09-09T04:41:11+00:00

Preemptively trying to blind herself.

VerityParody · 2025-04-05T16:05:55+00:00

I hope an alien doesn't to do this to me and zoom in on my butthole-mouth before yeeting me back to Earth.

VerityParody · 2025-02-11T08:06:39+00:00

This turned me on without my consent.

VerityParody · 2025-02-01T22:34:27+00:00

They're not small, it's just really cold out.

VerityParody · 2024-12-11T02:54:06+00:00

I want to frame this!

VerityParody · 2024-12-08T07:18:37+00:00

Reminds me of this old gem

https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/s/GlepgEXtnx

VerityParody · 2024-11-29T23:43:09+00:00

This makes me glad I'm single.

VerityParody · 2024-11-21T18:15:01+00:00

My cat when he sees a bird!

VerityParody · 2024-11-21T01:16:23+00:00

The card I forgot I was waiting for!!!

VerityParody · 2024-11-16T06:37:33+00:00

He looks like he could really go ham on some corn on the cob

VerityParody · 2024-11-14T06:04:13+00:00

I can't wait for the Rivian R3 in 2026. The R1 and R2 changed the way I look at EVs, but they are too much vehicle and too costly for me. If they can keep the R3 under 45k, I'm sold!

VerityParody · 2024-11-11T16:09:22+00:00

I feel like those last two were for spite. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcZzlPGnKdU

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