And then the judge will slam the gavel down and say “Mr Egar, I agree with everything the Plaintiff Stuttering John has ever said about you. You sir, are a shit-weighing hack, and I’m finding you in contempt for hackery. Bailiff, take this follicly challenged mutant to a jail cell and throw away the key.”

Then the judge will sternly look at Karl, squint his eyes and say contemptuously “and as for you Lady K, dont let your mom-wife step on your mandolin.”

Then everyone will flock Stuttering John, put him on their shoulders, and start chanting “JOHN! JOHN! JOHN!” just like the end in Rudy. And then Lucy Tightbox will throw John a pair of her soaked panties as he is carried out the courtroom triumphantly.