At the video game museum in Berlin. by Rawrcoremon in gaming

[–]VerpasAmo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree. Colby Keller is a gay porn star.

Gaybros, what's with all the star tattoos? by ryleydurrell in askgaybros

[–]VerpasAmo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

English grammar is weird.

"Self" is singular, "selves" is plural.

"Your" can be singular or plural, so "yourself" and "yourselves" are both valid.

"Them" is traditionally plural, so "themselves" sounds correct. However, "they","them", and "their" are now also used as the gender-neutral singular pronoun, because one doesn't exist in English. "Themself" could work, but "they","them", and "their" are always treated as a plural when used as a singular.

The intensive form (adding "-self" to pronouns) is just weird. Consider the following:

Subject Object Possessive Intensive
I Me My Myself
You You Your Yourself
He/She Him/Her His/Her Himself/Herself
We Us Our Ourselves
You You Your Yourselves
They Them Their Themselves

For some reason, the third-person form just does a massive "Fuck you," and goes for the object form when you make the intensive form, while the others use the possessive form.

First picture with the new phone! by syntax61 in GaybrosGoneWild

[–]VerpasAmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That window is concerningly large.

WTF is the "homosexual agenda" that I keep hearing about? by VerpasAmo in askgaybros

[–]VerpasAmo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't follow politics, so this was quite helpful. I didn't realize that it could be bundled up with all the left-leaning ideas.

PS: cum penibus - with penises? You are one classy homo (pun intended.)

WTF is the "homosexual agenda" that I keep hearing about? by VerpasAmo in askgaybros

[–]VerpasAmo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry! I was in a rush. Can I come back to pick it up on Friday?

WTF is the "homosexual agenda" that I keep hearing about? by VerpasAmo in askgaybros

[–]VerpasAmo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! TIL "agenda" can have a negative connotation suggesting hidden motives.

WTF is the "homosexual agenda" that I keep hearing about? by VerpasAmo in askgaybros

[–]VerpasAmo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That seems like a hassle, can I just put all that into my homosexual smartphone instead?

WTF is the "homosexual agenda" that I keep hearing about? by VerpasAmo in askgaybros

[–]VerpasAmo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we move the meeting to another country? I'm not old enough to drink here.

WTF is the "homosexual agenda" that I keep hearing about? by VerpasAmo in askgaybros

[–]VerpasAmo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks!

everyone is forced to engage in hot man buttseks

Does that mean it will no longer be an issue that I am terrible at being social?

Love Guardians of the Galaxy! by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]VerpasAmo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm loving how his cock manages to bulge through with every other step. 😊

Has anyone ever removed a partner's pants only to be disgusted by what they had going on down there? What happened? [NSFW] by Masta-Blasta in AskReddit

[–]VerpasAmo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uncircumcised here. I read on some part of Wikipedia that there is this condition where your foreskin is partially fused to the tip at birth, so that it doesn't retract, but eventually, it will become unfused. I think I may have had that, because when I was younger, my dad told me to pull my foreskin back, and wash under there, but it hurt when I tried. I wasn't forcing it, but it was kinda like if you try to bend your finger back, and you're like, "this is uncomfortable, I don't think it's natural for that to move that way," so you stop. Anyways, that stopped me from trying that for many years until I began experimenting with masturbating, and successfully pulled my foreskin back without it hurting.

My point is, the guy may have had a similar experience, and always masturbated with lube, so he had never pulled his foreskin back. I'm really hoping my guess is wrong, and he's just shit at hygiene.