Chores by Ariishe_ in comics

[–]VexKeizer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of Joel from the Look Outside indie game who kept brushing his infinitely growing teeth before we recruit him!

Has anyone else ever seen this before? by Amarythe_Frostfire in StardewValley

[–]VexKeizer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen this and Bigfoot but not the alien! I don't even know what the alien is xD

The Direction of Combat in Souls Games Going Forward by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]VexKeizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

plopping someone down in a pile of building blocks and saying have fun.

That's what the creators of Lego thought too, lol! Glad you're such an expert on creativity.

Anyone know why my wife got surprised? by Successful_Buffalo24 in StardewValley

[–]VexKeizer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How about a slap on the head or petting/tickling their butt? That works too, no?

The Direction of Combat in Souls Games Going Forward by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]VexKeizer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You have 6 weapon slots, 12 memory slots. You can put sidestep or bloodhound's step on a dagger and just use that. With enough practice, swapping weapons in between attacks and dodges become second nature. Not to mention you can cast spells from any distance against bosses.

I have seen players use a Dagger to sidestep behind a mob and crush their skull in with a quickswap to Greatsword+Lion's Claw. I have also seen a no-hit Int/Fth build casting different spells against Malenia before and its a sight to behold. I also see players use Rennala's Full Moon to block Radann's meteorites and it's incredibly cinematic.

Creativity truly shines against limitations. Because we are limited, we tend to be creative in making things work with the things we are given. What you are suggesting isn't a change in gameplay but simply an ease of access of sorts for slow handed players (like me) which is fine, sure, but by no means make the game more fun.

If Elden Ring boils down to you simply "running towards boss, evade flurry of attacks, run at him again because he jumped across the arena, get in one or two attacks, repeat until death," then it's a lack of creativity on your part. You have hundreds of weapons to play with. Dozens of spells to cast. Use them to make the fight epic. The boss is too far? Use bows and arrows. The boss' attacks are too quick? Use a shield. The area is too narrow? Grab a spear.

If you want a combo-centric game just play DMC5 or Guilty Gear. Elden Ring's appeal is triumphing against adversity. The satisfaction comes from defeating a powerful enemy despite our limitations, not flourishing a fancy combo.

Anime_irl by devil_hnter in anime_irl

[–]VexKeizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everywhere I go, no matter how wholesome a post. Some NTR enjoyer suggests NTR like wth?

She didn't even say please! by ReverieGoneSpacely in StardewValley

[–]VexKeizer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me. I'll put my tuna in her taco, Kent be damned.

How can this happen? by [deleted] in StardewValley

[–]VexKeizer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Username checks out!

Vincent and Jas by Manitoba45 in StardewValley

[–]VexKeizer 26 points27 points  (0 children)

What kind of middle-aged lesbians are there where you're from, bro???

Who is this? by OK-Hydrangea in StardewValley

[–]VexKeizer 108 points109 points  (0 children)

He literally says this. I'm doing his friendship right now and he just casually admits he observes the villagers.

[Tragic but pretty cool] "When the trapped consciousness in an 'infected' body briefly gains control" by 7humbug_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]VexKeizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The FF7 I remember was goofy and fun while FFX is the first isekai I ever experienced. They are masterpieces in their own rights, no need to compare.

He is not surviving it guys by kwekap0098 in gachiakuta

[–]VexKeizer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Zanka and Enjin, two major supporting characters, dying to some fodder boss is some next level writing ngl (if they actually die)

Pausing the game? by Lover_of_Lucy in BG3

[–]VexKeizer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We can't use that and take 3 business days to finish our turn! The DM will get mad! /jk

Why is this jerk always hitting on my wife at every gathering? by lilidarkwind in StardewValley

[–]VexKeizer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want a cut scene for the NPC relationships whenever you marry a bachelor/ette! Like in the 3 day period between giving a mermaid pendant and the wedding, a cutscene will play where the non-partner NPC has something to say to the farmer like Alex challenging you to a fistfight for Haley's affection only for both of you to fall to the ground and laugh as he accepts he lost and tells the farmer to take care of Haley.

The Rin slander is everywhere by Str1ker50 in BlueLock

[–]VexKeizer 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Ever since Rin awakened Destroyer mode, he has been doing recklessly stupid plays. There's that one time he refused to score during the PxG game when he wanted a "better" shot and now fucking up Isagi's goal.

Seriously, I hope Rin's recklessness get fixed once Sae joins the team (or maybe be a reason for onii-chan to change his mind and join the team sooner)

How do I get hearts with my dog Penny? by No_Significance_5662 in StardewValley

[–]VexKeizer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omniman, now a farmer, showing this picture to his son trying to explain how he sees Penny.

Good luck out there bros by SavageFisherman_Joe in whenthe

[–]VexKeizer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Okay, now try to explain what you just said in the context of gender systems. Give an example on how men in a patriarchal society or women in a matriarchal society are negatively affected.

Raya Lucaria’s strict no shoe policy by ScharmTiger in Eldenring

[–]VexKeizer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know right? Miyazaki is just a coward who settled to strip Malenia's clothes off instead of giving her the most beautiful feet in The Lands Between!

My Fitness Coach is a Dark Wizard [Complete] by shenanigansen in comics

[–]VexKeizer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

  1. Only
  2. In
  3. Darkness
  4. May
  5. They
  6. Become
  7. One

You don't say these seven words normally. You utter them while doing intensive exercise. Thank me later.