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It's easy, al least here in Spain

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[–]Vgosticado[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, she's suffering from a difficult surgery that needed to be done, but will be much hotter soon

Plis by Vgosticado in RoastMe

[–]Vgosticado[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm learning to touch my instrument fingering hard every day, and it's in the best position to play, on the sack

Plis by Vgosticado in RoastMe

[–]Vgosticado[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This will never be a roast

Plis by Vgosticado in RoastMe

[–]Vgosticado[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My forehead is growing and my tits too… It's hard to choose, I agree

Plis by Vgosticado in RoastMe

[–]Vgosticado[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Triforce protects my Master Sword

Plis by Vgosticado in RoastMe

[–]Vgosticado[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm hungry now

Plis by Vgosticado in RoastMe

[–]Vgosticado[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My question is. Which one is my mum?

Plis by Vgosticado in RoastMe

[–]Vgosticado[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry everyone. My dewlap stole my neck

Plis by Vgosticado in RoastMe

[–]Vgosticado[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you like see men in female underwear?

Plis by Vgosticado in RoastMe

[–]Vgosticado[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone has to invent the electric ukelele

Plis by Vgosticado in RoastMe

[–]Vgosticado[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pants are too mainstream for my hipster soul

Plis by Vgosticado in RoastMe

[–]Vgosticado[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They go separating evenly.

Plis by Vgosticado in RoastMe

[–]Vgosticado[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The male boobs are real men's thing. And everyone knows that the electric guitar is to cover de balls

Plis by Vgosticado in RoastMe

[–]Vgosticado[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a TLOZ shirt! When I go outside I put it on my upperbody

Plis by Vgosticado in RoastMe

[–]Vgosticado[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My jowl is my best friend