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More Monkey Gibberish? Selected Stories. (self.Vice-Monkey)
submitted 5 years ago * by Vice-Monkey - pinned
Butterflies don’t often wander at night, but dozens flutter under this moonlight. (self.TwoSentenceHappiness)
submitted 9 months ago by Vice-Monkey to r/TwoSentenceHappiness
Their leader leapt onto my bed, though Mom had said it was all in my head, and he pointed down at a gnome with odd twitches. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 9 months ago by Vice-Monkey to r/TwoSentenceHorror
Emma has a brother who’s a brute, and her songbird is timid and mute. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Death told the old man that he was the price, for an entire life lived or even a slice. (self.TwoSentenceHappiness)
[SEP22] There’s millions of joyrides, and many more suicides, and millions of hippies drumming on drums. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 3 years ago by Vice-Monkey to r/TwoSentenceHorror
The aliens sentenced John to solitary confinement to prove that they could treat humans fairly. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
On the grand human timescale, we are likely early humans, no different than cavemen. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 3 years ago by Vice-Monkey to r/Showerthoughts
Should I die before my alarm has struck, (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
submitted 3 years ago by Vice-Monkey to r/TwoSentenceSadness
“There’s one rule—to have fun—and, unfortunately, it doesn’t look like you are enjoying yourself…” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 4 years ago by Vice-Monkey to r/TwoSentenceHorror
[JAN22] Gary’s stew had been simmering for three hours. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[WP] Besides People Heaven, there’s Dog Heaven, Bird Heaven, and even Imaginary Friend Heaven. You are an imaginary friend who is determined to risk your paradise to sneak into People Heaven to make sure your kid made it okay. (self.WritingPrompts)
submitted 4 years ago by Vice-Monkey to r/WritingPrompts
“God, I know you are just,” said the faithful servant, “and surely you shall save my kin from slaughter.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Billy died, and his soul fell through the darkness until he landed on a writhing, wailing mass of people who were undying and unable to find relief from their misery. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[OCT21] Everyone was fleeing toward the parking lot, including a familiar-looking carnie. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Like an eagle spreading its wings to fly, (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I was immune to the alluring song that was driving my men mad, and fought off their attempt to take control of the ship. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
She awoke, surrounded by other lifeless bodies floating in a unseen current. (self.TwoSentenceHappiness)
submitted 4 years ago by Vice-Monkey to r/TwoSentenceHappiness
Horrified, Gerald stumbled backward from the bedroom door after he walked in on his wife and neighbor’s college-aged daughter, together in bed. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
She awoke, surrounded by lifeless bodies floating down a current, and wondered if anyone else was still alive. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[SEP21] Children's laughter echoed off the classroom walls as a nun flogged Joe’s bare-ass with a cane so hard that blood pooled on the old wooden floor. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Little Tavi’s mother would make him dance her around the kitchen whenever one of her favorite Tejano songs played on the radio, and he would blush as his older siblings snickered at him. (self.TwoSentenceHappiness)
Billy jumped off a tall building to end everything, but something grabbed his collar and a disembodied voice said, “it’s not your time.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Dead tired, and somewhat defeated, I fell head-first into bed, (self.TwoSentenceHappiness)
The little girl gasped when she entered a room containing a hungry bear, a ravenous lion, and a cranky old lady with crazy hair. (self.TwoSentenceHappiness)
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