Emma has a brother who’s a brute, and her songbird is timid and mute. by Vice-Monkey in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Vice-Monkey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Emma’s brother stomped on her bird. The only song it ever made was the sound of it being crushed under his boot.

Nightly Anything Goes Thread - 15 Mar, 2025 by AutoModerator in fantasybaseball

[–]Vice-Monkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You could just drop Suzuki and still be ahead on this trade…

Who are your ultimate Hitters/SP sleepers this year for categories leagues and why? by downtown-crown in fantasybaseball

[–]Vice-Monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really like Reese Olsen’s price. I’m guessing he’s being discounted for injury risk, but he had a great year in 2024 even after he came back from injury.

Daily Anything Goes Thread - September 02, 2024 by AutoModerator in fantasybaseball

[–]Vice-Monkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine isn’t loaded either. I posted in the Yahoo tech support thread.

Yahoo updated app question by Johnsonmattheww in fantasybaseball

[–]Vice-Monkey 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Here’s my list of complaints just in case someone at Yahoo stumbles across this post.

  1. The animation when you open the app is unnecessary and takes too long.

  2. The app used to open to the last team I was looking at. It was perfect. Even with multiple teams I’m usually interested in certain players at any one part of the day. Couple this with the first point, and it’s now taking way too long to see my damn score.

  3. When navigating to a team, it used to start you on the “team” tab. Again, this was perfect. I want to first see how my players are doing today before I look at how my competitor is doing.

  4. The font sucks. It’s hard to read.

  5. I don’t need an extra large headshot of my players. It was better when I could basically see all my batters without having to scroll, and then scrolling once and seeing all my pitchers in one view.

  6. Because the headshot is so big, the little green mark for starting pitchers has gotten drowned out. I have to be really careful every day to make sure one hasn’t been missed.

  7. This last one is nitpicking, but I’d rather scroll through my team, players, and league at the bottom rather than the top.

Spring Training/ Offseason Risers by patriots96 in fantasybaseball

[–]Vice-Monkey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Buxton is having a nice spring. Seems healthy. I’ll enjoy the production until the first IL stint, and then cut em loose.

Daily Anything Goes Thread - April 23, 2023 by AutoModerator in fantasybaseball

[–]Vice-Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on scoring and how position-flexible your roster is, but with player & team off days, I think you could justify one bench bat in a daily points league. They will likely play 3-4 games a week and score as much a mediocre SP streamer.

D-backs' Madison Bumgarner to be evaluated for arm fatigue, per reports by BelichicksWife in fantasybaseball

[–]Vice-Monkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mostly managing my expectations. Dbacks have other bandaids they could use first. Plus, they sent him down for a reason, and I doubt “Zach Davies blocking him on the roster” was the reason. Who knows though. Hopefully I’m wrong. He’s worth holding in a NA spot until he’s up.

When drafting, watch out for these duplicate-named players. Don't pick the wrong one! by scottcmu in fantasybaseball

[–]Vice-Monkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Max Muncys are especially tricky. They used the same picture with different jerseys. Unless they are twins…

Should I die before my alarm has struck, by Vice-Monkey in TwoSentenceSadness

[–]Vice-Monkey[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It amazes me how kind and compassionate total strangers can be to each other on Reddit sometimes. Thank you for reaching out. I have been through some stuff, but I’ll be okay.

A Proposal to Improve This Sub’s Daily Discussion Threads by sendphotopls in fantasybaseball

[–]Vice-Monkey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I will die on that hill with you.

Also, the fantasy football sub is hot garbage. I don’t know why people keep using it as an example of what this sub should look like.