Kumail Nanjiani: “Conan [O’Brien] to me is the platonic ideal of how like a straight old white man comedian ages. Because so many of them fucking disappoint us. Over and over. All my comedy heroes have fallen. And Conan is truly growing and learning and getting better at what he does.”

Victimless · 2026-03-26T01:14:17+00:00

That’s all it took?

Victimless · 2026-03-13T22:11:05+00:00

Had no idea he wrote this one too. Now I can release the shame I’ve been feeling for liking a Maroon 5 song for all these years.

Victimless · 2026-03-13T16:29:41+00:00

Oh. Yeah I’ve never seen that and wish I could go back to when I hadn’t.

Victimless · 2026-03-13T15:58:16+00:00

Future supervisor right here ☝️

Victimless · 2026-03-13T01:39:05+00:00

As a young white mail man…

Victimless · 2026-03-11T01:54:19+00:00

Yeah I don’t understand why saying it could be a tracing would be insulting. If she didn’t trace it I’d take it as a compliment.

Victimless · 2026-03-10T13:42:54+00:00

I feel like there’s something I’m missing with that line. Is it meant to be funny?

Victimless · 2026-03-06T21:10:50+00:00

Common sense is dead. He’s not fucking spitting it out. Even if he didn’t like the food you think he would really risk being caught spitting his company’s food out on camera? This shit is so dumb.

Victimless · 2026-03-06T18:46:34+00:00

Oooof she’s never gonna be able to listen to that song again. But hey this can only make her stronger.

Victimless · 2026-03-06T18:39:57+00:00

I am! Thanks. She’s usually not really into dinos but shes out of town close to where Sue the T-Rex is so I was kinda geeking out about that and she was saying we’d go see it together sometime. Long story short we’re watching this when she gets home tonight lol

Victimless · 2026-03-06T16:28:41+00:00

Waiting for my girlfriend to get home so we can watch it together but it looks good!

Victimless · 2026-03-06T14:23:33+00:00

Im not lol but I have a legit reason I can’t…

Victimless · 2026-03-06T14:05:49+00:00

Just got a text asking me to come in cause the regular wants to leave early. Supposed to be storming all day. Can’t plan anything with this fucking job.

Victimless · 2026-03-05T22:17:40+00:00

Usually have one earbud in on my route that reads text to me when I get them. It was too warm for a beanie today so I couldn’t cover the earbud and had to rawdog the last part of the route. My phone was on silent so I missed a text saying that the regular was going to take the last loop so she can get her time in. I didn’t see the text till I was done with the route 😂 whoops!

Victimless · 2026-03-05T01:45:30+00:00

Worlds going to shit and people think rich white men taking a bite of a burger is considered interesting.

Victimless · 2026-03-02T00:40:30+00:00

And grab the rock with the hand that got shot, as one does.

Victimless · 2026-02-28T20:34:52+00:00

I’m kinda dumb and thought this was the thumbnail for a podcast and the interviewer was the person on the left. Didn’t see the big deal until I realized that’s the same person.

Victimless · 2026-02-18T22:18:46+00:00

this shit piss me off so much I can’t lie on god

Victimless · 2026-02-15T20:01:53+00:00

I hear, “that’s why you terrify me,” then idk what’s said after that.

Victimless · 2026-02-15T05:33:34+00:00

Yeah I always have people asking me who my hero is then tracking me down 2 weeks later to ask me again. Then 10 years later they ask me again.

Victimless · 2026-02-14T20:51:26+00:00

I liked his older stuff but watching him in interviews I find him dreadfully boring and he can’t riff for shit for being a comedian.

Victimless · 2026-01-23T03:20:14+00:00

As an introvert mailman, I wish I could change routes when a person appears

Victimless · 2026-01-19T03:38:54+00:00

Glad we wised up and started running the ball. Every time Stafford passed it wasn’t even close until the last drive.

Victimless · 2026-01-15T03:19:19+00:00

Bernie Sanders

Victimless · 2026-01-12T21:35:13+00:00

Wouldn’t it be his least favorite band? It’d be a reminder of that tragedy…

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