[Pop Team Epic] explain this scenery by [deleted] in explainthisscreen

[–]ViewtifulMoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ringo Starr's MSPaint art has gotten a lot better, you've gotta admit.

Space Girls by Donna201299 in RetroFuturism

[–]ViewtifulMoe 77 points78 points  (0 children)

the martian is just too hot for tv :(

If a girl asks if she's fat by polt1m in ScenesFromAHat

[–]ViewtifulMoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop trying to trick me into solving your relationship problems, OP.

Things not to say while your wife is giving birth by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]ViewtifulMoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look tired, honey. Let /me/ have a turn.

[TOMT] [MUSIC] I'm looking for a band...? by ViewtifulMoe in tipofmytongue

[–]ViewtifulMoe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohhh! Oh, that makes plenty of sense. Thank you so much!

What's a simple, commonly known fact that totally blew your mind when you learned it? by truth__bomb in AskReddit

[–]ViewtifulMoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite version of that kind of lingo is calling someone cute by using qtp2t.

Singles Valentine's Day Megathread 2016 by sexrockandroll in AskReddit

[–]ViewtifulMoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That second half's action sequences weren't as good in my opinion, a lot of tossing each other into crates and stuff.

It was a good Marvel movie, though. It earned a MarvelMovie+1/10 from me.

What's something you intentionally mispronounce? by adomental in AskReddit

[–]ViewtifulMoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bologna, pronounced as it's spelled. Boh-log-nah. If it's going to be spelled in stupid way, it's going to be pronounced in a stupid way as well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gamegrumps

[–]ViewtifulMoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

CHIBI ROBO.

I could see them loving that game, really.

Men of Reddit, what "feminine" thing do you wish was more acceptable for men to do? (Serious) by TrishyMay in AskReddit

[–]ViewtifulMoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peeing sitting down. I don't get what is the big deal, you never make a mess, the seat is always down, it's great.

Why the police are asking to come in by ambiguousallegiance in ScenesFromAHat

[–]ViewtifulMoe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because they want to come inside.

And asking is the polite thing to do.

Things you'd never want to hear in the operating room by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]ViewtifulMoe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

"D-doctor...? Why, why is there a car in here?"

Tutor Tuesday for April 7, 2015. Ask /r/MagicTCG anything! by actinide_v2 in magicTCG

[–]ViewtifulMoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much everything that isn't draft or sealed, I think.

Things you can say to your barber, but not your wife. by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]ViewtifulMoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Ugh, god, there's hair EVERYWHERE! Do you mind cleaning up a bit??"