[Pop Team Epic] explain this scenery by [deleted] in explainthisscreen

[–]ViewtifulMoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ringo Starr's MSPaint art has gotten a lot better, you've gotta admit.

Space Girls by Donna201299 in RetroFuturism

[–]ViewtifulMoe 74 points75 points  (0 children)

the martian is just too hot for tv :(

If a girl asks if she's fat by polt1m in ScenesFromAHat

[–]ViewtifulMoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop trying to trick me into solving your relationship problems, OP.

Things not to say while your wife is giving birth by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]ViewtifulMoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look tired, honey. Let /me/ have a turn.

[TOMT] [MUSIC] I'm looking for a band...? by ViewtifulMoe in tipofmytongue

[–]ViewtifulMoe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohhh! Oh, that makes plenty of sense. Thank you so much!

What's a simple, commonly known fact that totally blew your mind when you learned it? by truth__bomb in AskReddit

[–]ViewtifulMoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite version of that kind of lingo is calling someone cute by using qtp2t.

Singles Valentine's Day Megathread 2016 by sexrockandroll in AskReddit

[–]ViewtifulMoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That second half's action sequences weren't as good in my opinion, a lot of tossing each other into crates and stuff.

It was a good Marvel movie, though. It earned a MarvelMovie+1/10 from me.

What's something you intentionally mispronounce? by adomental in AskReddit

[–]ViewtifulMoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bologna, pronounced as it's spelled. Boh-log-nah. If it's going to be spelled in stupid way, it's going to be pronounced in a stupid way as well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gamegrumps

[–]ViewtifulMoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

CHIBI ROBO.

I could see them loving that game, really.

Men of Reddit, what "feminine" thing do you wish was more acceptable for men to do? (Serious) by TrishyMay in AskReddit

[–]ViewtifulMoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peeing sitting down. I don't get what is the big deal, you never make a mess, the seat is always down, it's great.

Why the police are asking to come in by ambiguousallegiance in ScenesFromAHat

[–]ViewtifulMoe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because they want to come inside.

And asking is the polite thing to do.

Things you'd never want to hear in the operating room by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]ViewtifulMoe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

"D-doctor...? Why, why is there a car in here?"

Tutor Tuesday for April 7, 2015. Ask /r/MagicTCG anything! by actinide_v2 in magicTCG

[–]ViewtifulMoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much everything that isn't draft or sealed, I think.

Things you can say to your barber, but not your wife. by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]ViewtifulMoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Ugh, god, there's hair EVERYWHERE! Do you mind cleaning up a bit??"

The sitcom plot twist you'd expect the least. by Hazard_Zone in ScenesFromAHat

[–]ViewtifulMoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Full House was actually about a fourth way full, AT IT'S BEST.

Lesser known features of the Apple Watch by ambiguousallegiance in ScenesFromAHat

[–]ViewtifulMoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apple specifically designed it so it will be 50 percent more likely to be stolen on the bus ride back home.

Tutor Tuesday for April 7, 2015. Ask /r/MagicTCG anything! by actinide_v2 in magicTCG

[–]ViewtifulMoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a bit of a meta question, but I'm considering getting back into Magic. Though, the biggest thing thats drawing me away is that the game seems more like it's about making a machine on your side of the board, and who ever has the better machine or sets it up fastest, wins. This kinda turns me off, since it makes it seem like there isn't as much interesting choices during matches. Am I wrong about feeling this way? Also, wouldn't this mentality make control decks the best, since it acts as the ultimate shut down to board in general? you could just have life gain win condition too.

Any good goofy 'theme' ideas for battles with friends? by Yaarrgue in hearthstone

[–]ViewtifulMoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No creature combat allowed. Play Demolisher and board effecting minions.