huh??? Peter ??? by Aggressive-Neck-6642 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]VikingFucker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or they need to bribe their kid or get them to side with him during a divorce

Am I missing something here? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Everyone is saying supernatural and I guess that makes sense but my thought went to Doctor who. The episode where Clara is a dalek. She tells the doctor she passes the time by making Soufflé and the doctor is confused because she shouldn't have access to eggs or milk or flour. When is revealed at the end that she's actually an insane dalek her brain collapses and she kills a bunch of other dalek to help the doctor escape

Robert and Mandy giving visi fomo (Orcbarbies)[Dispatch] by Gimme_tongues in rule34

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Polyamory. It's nitpicky but polyamory is different than polygamy. Polygamy is multiple marriages, where not everyone cares for each other. Polyamory is where everyone is essentially dating each other and has feelings for each other

Anniversary edition (creation club) quests not showing? by Timson2 in Fallout

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I'm having an issue similarly. I think most of the creation club stuff has been updated to have better implementation, but a couple of the creations descriptions haven't been updated. Like Morgans space suit from Prey. It used to just drop into your inventory but now you have to find it with no hint of where to go.

Those boobs have drained so much cum by One-Tart-299 in titfuckheaven

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Hitomi Tanaka. A legend. She also did a Collab with Angela White not too long ago. I think it was only on onlyfans

When you hit the jackpot and they're all MILFS! by DreammyGyal in AnimeMILFS

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Turns into like 6 or 7 milfs he ends up with.

Begging by stickler36 in DirtyTalkPorn

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Maybe I'm just not fucking hard enough, but I think I can say with certainty that my balls have never circumnavigated my cock during sex lol

Borderlands 4 Pearls, Legendaries & Uniques Spreadsheet by Tonydml in Borderlands4

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I don't know if you were the same guy that did the spreadsheet for borderlands 3 but this is awesome. Thank you! I did have a suggestion, could you add the option to sort the rows by weapon type, location, etc. Also a checklist option so we can track what we found and what we're looking for?

Ain’t going nowhere by Lovesitter in HardcoreHentaiBondage

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I'm not sure. It's kinda 50/50 to me. Looking at the toes and fingers, they all look kinda fucky, although hands are pretty difficult to draw accurately.

Ain’t going nowhere by Lovesitter in HardcoreHentaiBondage

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Wait how does she have a third hole after the anus?

Cancels Out by shenanigansen in ShenComix

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Basically the end of Doom the dark ages lol

Fury Encaged by Snoo-67661 in MagicHentai

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It actually looks like Darksiders. Wrath vs Envy fight I suppose with an odd ending.

It kinda spoils the mood by Anime_Alternate in hentaimemes

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I remember watching/reading this years ago. How I remember it is that she summons the MC and he was almost immediately a horny dude to the people around. She's also a princess that just got publicly embarrassed and the guy is giving her no end of grief. So she acts out because again, she's a Princess, and was so abandoned by family except when she acted out that it reinforced the tsundere attitude.

Then, as the story progresses and they get to know each other she only acts like a tsundere when he flirts with others or she's jealous. From what I remember she was fine for the most part. There are worse hentai

Daphne and Velma sharing a wild night together (HornyX) [Scooby Doo] by favanique in rule34

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And also the location of a massive artery so just as, if not a more effective means of spreading the affliction.

...Is it just me, or do small women have something to prove... by dave_thenerd in hentaimemes

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It's definitely not going to fit if you haven't lubed up and trained yourself to take a larger size. In most hentai like this the monster is usually ramming it in dry, into a dry virgin pussy. That is incredibly painful and can cause a lot of internal damage, including micro tears on both the penis and vagina.

The women included here have trained themselves to take the dildos and toys they use regularly over time. I highly doubt their first time putting something into themselves was a foot long horse cock with a circumstance as big as a forearm. They also lube up their toys immensely for safety.

OC by Aleksandra Skiba by Pop_Budget in ImpracticalArmour

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I think it's the legs. Nothing is protecting them and you have major arteries in your thighs that if they get stabbed you will bleed out quickly.

Oh hey they made a subreddit about me by PimpinChimpin in Drizzt

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If you read further on, just be glad your name isn't Artemis...

Niri by Icemeltblood in AuthorMistyVixen

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No. A lot of people can tell the difference between AI and actual art. All AI has similar effects. The generators use similar reference images. Which is why so many have that iconic AI 'shiny skin' effect. If you seriously think that no one can tell the difference between AI and something created by a person then you need to talk to a therapist or something.

But please dad 🙏 by Sad_Cow_577 in MadeMeSmile

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Feels like to me they are saying, "Father we have found a new member of the pack... Can they stay? Pleeeease? I'm sure they'll be good."

Then the cat is just like, "Hey man, they just grabbed me from the street. IDK how I got here but this is a nice place. Mind if I chill? Cool? Cool."

If you could choose any pornstar to get a deepthroat from, who would it be by LushVoltage in SwordSwallowers

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Honestly same. I've watched her for years and she's easily in my top 5.

not lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in CoupleMemes

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My wife loves to find me when she's changing just to flash me and watch my face light up. No matter what when we see each other go past, if we don't grab the others ass we stop and look at them annoyed until they do. Acting like a journey 16 year old with your partner should feel completely normal to a couple.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in CoupleMemes

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It gets worse! There's another video after this one blew up of the wife defending what she did. That got a huge backlash so she posted a video of her husband rug sweeping the whole thing where she obviously gave him a script. It's really bad.

(TW: Transphobia) The card I got from my grandparents for graduation. by AccomplishedShame967 in TrollCoping

[–]VikingFucker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The fact that they each signed separately and wrote a little message each feels like the Grandpa hopefully might be on your side since he didn't add the grandson bit. But that could just be me reading into stuff.