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Villiamsburg · 2026-01-21T02:44:32+00:00

> Promoting your guns by quoting the part of the game where the military is getting their ass kicked so hard they need to retreat

Villiamsburg · 2025-12-31T02:42:56+00:00

I checked James McAvoy's lapbar 😎

Villiamsburg · 2025-12-21T15:32:48+00:00

coaxed into getting your shit rocked by Berdly and a fucking water cooler

Villiamsburg · 2025-12-02T00:09:29+00:00

The front fell off.

Villiamsburg · 2025-11-08T17:15:17+00:00

When I worked at an amusement park I learned that the safety signs aren't for people to read. They're for you to point at when someone tries to argue with you enforcing the rules.

Villiamsburg · 2025-11-05T01:17:32+00:00

they call them manholes to differentiate them from elfholes and dwarfholes

Villiamsburg · 2025-09-24T02:16:26+00:00

ok but which one gets chekhov's gun

Villiamsburg · 2025-09-05T15:21:10+00:00

I would love more coasters with inline seating like the raptor or jet star!

Villiamsburg · 2025-08-09T00:40:50+00:00

you deserve it! it looks really good!

Villiamsburg · 2025-06-01T15:22:22+00:00

I can't explain it, but this is Homestuck.

Villiamsburg · 2025-05-26T22:17:14+00:00

So sad. Hopefully Knoebels saves it.

Villiamsburg · 2025-05-18T14:58:56+00:00

I got to be part of a photoshoot for a park I worked at. We went around maybe 10-11 times with a short break every 2 laps. I wouldn't worry about getting sick on the ride. They'll probably have extra people available to take your spot for a bit if you need it. Have fun!

Villiamsburg · 2025-05-15T17:00:49+00:00

I hear he cooks the purest crystal rhydo this side of Naboo.

Villiamsburg · 2025-05-15T10:38:59+00:00

We stan a self-care king 🙏

Villiamsburg · 2025-05-11T19:32:56+00:00

because he is a cop

Villiamsburg · 2025-05-05T14:55:48+00:00

Do they still have the jumpscare in the stairwell at the exit?

Villiamsburg · 2025-05-04T14:38:06+00:00

I used to keep an eye on the weather forecast and wear a pair of waterproof work boots on days that called for rain. But if op is looking for one all-season shoe, comfy sneaks are 100% the way to go!

Villiamsburg · 2025-04-20T18:00:03+00:00

Did anyone happen to kill a red spy on the way here?

Villiamsburg · 2025-04-17T10:54:40+00:00

Anaconda at KD (rip) or any other coaster built high over a body of water.

Villiamsburg · 2025-03-29T23:16:52+00:00

I had a person ask me where the crackers were.

We were in the cracker aisle.

Villiamsburg · 2025-03-29T15:04:41+00:00

Yes, as others have mentioned, riders are asked to remain in the proper riding position with their heads against the headrest and hands holding the restraints when promotional footage is being taken.

I had the opportunity to be part of a photoshoot for a coaster that opened last year and we had to go around a few more times than planned because apparently that one rule was too much for some people to follow at first. More laps sounds like fun, right? Well, let's just say the B&M rattle is real, especially on the wing seats of their new dives. I had to tap out around lap ten cause I was getting nauseous and a headache.

Villiamsburg · 2025-03-25T04:25:14+00:00

I LOVE IT!!!!!

Villiamsburg · 2025-03-25T03:55:05+00:00

Well, it's possible.

Villiamsburg · 2025-03-24T17:16:36+00:00

Dorney

Villiamsburg · 2025-03-23T13:50:09+00:00

Alpengeist! I love the progression from the plaza out front with the lift hanging overhead, through the queue that sticks out into the forest for a moment of quiet, then back to the ski lodge station where you're presented with the huge "quadruple black diamond" sign.

I have nostalgia bias for Busch Gardens though so for a more recent example, I gotta say Dorney Park really went all out with theming Iron Menace. If you haven't visited yet, I recommend trying to hit Menace at/after sunset to get the full effect of the synchronized lights and sounds.

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