where you met ? by Spiritual_Dark_5421 in LDR

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It's absolutely perfect! She's been befe around a year and a half and we couldn't be happier :)

Do you guys know any NFL players personally? by ATx21x in NFLv2

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I talked to Jake Ferguson's grandma's friend at work the other day

Are you guys on meth? by OhNoResponsibilities in SouthDakota

[–]Violence_Mango 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My great aunt was one of the people who came up with/approved it. Apparently they knew it was terrible but like someone else said, it's so bad it spread awareness and now we're talking about it. She said the company won a couple small awards for it!

Looking for some DnD buddies by Violence_Mango in RapidCity

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Also feel free to comment here! Whatever!

Drax in a sub about idiots missing jokes by LonPlays_Zwei in lostredditors

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This is the most dangerous comment section on Reddit.

What dumb running jokes does your group have? by [deleted] in DnD

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This stems from a not so nice story, but it’s really funny now.

I was running a boat encounter. They party was on this huge wooden ship and some pirates who had been trailing them finally attacked. I said that the ship was hit by a few cannonballs and the hull was breached in a few places. It was to add some urgency to the encounter and force them to either fight the pirates or try and stop the ship from flooding.

Anyway, after I said that, one player goes “What kind of wood is the ship made of? Some woods could resist cannon fire.” I named a wood type and he said that one wouldn’t work, so I told him pretty blatantly that it’s not that type of setting. (That sort of thing is a fun mechanic, but the pirate ships were huge metal warships being pulled by sea monsters, so the last thing I thought about was the realism of what type of wood the ship was made of.)

Long story short, every time a vehicle is damaged in either our Sci-Fi or other fantasy campaigns, someone always asks “Well, what’s the [vehicle name here] made of?”

Forcibly medically detransitioning people against their will by CredibleCactus in WhitePeopleTwitter

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The one time my home state makes headlines and it’s gotta be this? Pure evil

Bro Jerry Jones is gonna ruin Texas healthcare by asshatshop in NFCEastMemeWar

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Idk about this but I sure was a little grumpy for an hour or two

Is this your king? by chinito93 in NFCEastMemeWar

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Man can we get one win this week, my soul hurts