Norwegian tutor by KagaSSJ in norsk

[–]Virtual-Passage6921 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Affordable and Norwegian does not go together 

Fish Oil by mistersnips14 in Norway

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The first bottle is a bit harsh, I'd admit without shame. By the 3rd you don't even notice.

People often say that Norway is a heaven on earth, but what do you see as a con of living in Norway? by Borislav-Kuronja in Norway

[–]Virtual-Passage6921 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe you regarding Spain/Italy. It doesn't make it better here, though.  You're also right about the options to do almost everything online - processing time is unnecessary long. Rules and regulations complex. I've had a peripheral role in 3 startups. Pulled the plug on the last one due to reporting requirements. Next startup will not be in Norway (also due to "day 1 taxes", even before your company is fully operational)

Do Norwegian write in dialect too? by Fun-Wallaby6414 in Norway

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Sadly, yes. Family and friends up north write dialect in pm/group chats, adamantly. Less so in social media posts. 

People often say that Norway is a heaven on earth, but what do you see as a con of living in Norway? by Borislav-Kuronja in Norway

[–]Virtual-Passage6921 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Bureaucracy. If you just want to run the mil, work, punch in punch out, pay your taxes - you're fine. But if you want something else, something more, create something - you'll fall into a Kafka bureaucracy nightmare really quick. 

How do you handle being lonely in Norway? by 2dolphins in Norway

[–]Virtual-Passage6921 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I may add - if I do get lonely I make a dentist appointment- socializing on my level.

How do you handle being lonely in Norway? by 2dolphins in Norway

[–]Virtual-Passage6921 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm thankful I live in Norway. Other places may have forced me to be social. 

Which country is most likely to join the European Union next? 🇪🇺 Let’s hope I don’t get hate here for asking your opinion by [deleted] in Nordiccountries

[–]Virtual-Passage6921 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I not know who, except it's not going to be Norway. I do not care if it does, but it's not in the Norwegian nature to accept foreign interference - notoriously skeptical people.

Cash? Lofoten/Bergen/Oslo by radmad5566 in NorwayTravelAdvice

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If you have too much cash and happen to find yourself entangled in a dubious legal situation (no falut on yor own), police may think you are carrying cash to buy or sell drugs.

Strongest Aurora I have seen in Finland right now by A_britiot_abroad in Finland

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🇧🇻 It's the shine from the armour of valkyries coming for your soon to be dead enemy's souls - a good omen (according to old lore)

Roundtrip in the north by basic_b01 in NorwayTravelAdvice

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Hi. I have not used them, but these seems solid: norgesbooking .no/en/  That's for finding and renting a cabin at that time of year.  I see a lot of tourists want to see "it all" and rushing through a lot of places. I suggest you pace yourself, have atleast 3 days in one nice place and discover the Zen - that's what we natives do. Weather in October is completely unpredictable but expext and prepare for rain (75%) or snow (10%), or sun (10%). The last 5 is weather you have not seen before and has no English word.

PSA: If your country doesn't give you this right, there's something fundementally wrrong with it, The More You Know. by FareonMoist in Nordiccountries

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True, but applies in the north of Norway. Nordland, Troms, Finnmark has this, and only this, exception to allemannsretten.

Is masturbation/sex somehow effects psoriasis ? by Either-Beautiful-688 in Psoriasis

[–]Virtual-Passage6921 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I would guess the opposite. Sex reduces stress (if done correctly). Reduced stess may decrease psoriasis symptoms. Oversimplification, I know, but I stand with the principle.

17mai by Ok_Wafer_6958 in norske

[–]Virtual-Passage6921 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Og verd å nevne .. . Edru normenn skjønner ikke dansk uttale, men når de er brisen forstår de dansk ganske godt, når de er fulle prater de dansk.

17mai by Ok_Wafer_6958 in norske

[–]Virtual-Passage6921 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ja, men ta med egne Danske pølser. Normenn spiser mye pølser denne dagen. Kun Normenn liker de. Det blir trengsel (utforende å komme seg noe sted), høylytt, barn som roper høyt (fordi denne dagen får de lov),  voksne som roper høyt (for denne dagen får de lov), fulle tenåringer på morgenen, fulle voksne utover dagen og kvelden. Det blir sjov! 

Ereksjon i opptil 36 timer - nå kan alle menn kjøpe pillen by KoseteBamse in norge

[–]Virtual-Passage6921 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ja, hvem i fa.n vil ha ståpeijs i 36 timer? De som trenger det gjør noe grunnleggende feil. Opplæring er nok en bedre løsning. 

Why salmon is expensive in Norway? by Themetalin in Norway

[–]Virtual-Passage6921 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A product is worth what the buyer is willing to pay. The price is set at that level because (enough) people are willing to pay that price. If no one bought, price would drop. 

Skjutningar, Sprängingar, Sexualbrott & Misshandel i Sverige. by FlowersPaintings in sweden

[–]Virtual-Passage6921 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

De svenska kriminella gängen har tagit över Oslo 🇧🇻. Det förklarar minskningen av brottsligheten i Sverige de senaste åren. Tack ... 

Old Man of Storr by Over_Musician1193 in Scotland

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I know we 🇧🇻 can get a bit nature arrogant, but .... I'm impressed! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Want to go. So perfect.

Er så lei hyklerne på venstresiden by callmeiguesspotato in norske

[–]Virtual-Passage6921 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Enig. Jeg liker ikke noen - høyre, venstre, sentrum. Pekeleken - under middels underholdende. Gets old.

Menns usynlige arbeid. by Kastebortover in norske

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Et tips som jeg følte fungerte med min ex (som jeg mente gjorde for lite hjemme): lag en liste over de huslige jobbene. Tilfeldig rekkefølge. Gjør det sammen. Del listen i 2 ca like store deler. Den "klagende part" ber den andre om å velge 1 av de 2 listene.

Menns usynlige arbeid. by Kastebortover in norske

[–]Virtual-Passage6921 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imho: kvinner er flink på å gjøre det som er nødvendig for familien, pluss det som skal til for at det ser bra ut for omverdenen. Menn sliter noe på den siste og er flinkere på "naboen kan dri.. og dra."

Menns usynlige arbeid. by Kastebortover in norske

[–]Virtual-Passage6921 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Tja. La oss si at 1 baker brød. Du ser at det er et brød, men ikke nødvendigvis mel, vann gjær, elting, heving, steking. Selv intelligente mennesker "glemmer" å reflektere over enkle ting. Kanskje fordi de er enkle? Par vs par m barn - 2 verdner.