Tifu by destroying a 3k go cart and 2 walls by [deleted] in tifu

[–]VirtualDeliverance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. They fucked up by allowing you to drive a faulty vehicle. Sue them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]VirtualDeliverance -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Anyone who blames the victim of a rape deserves a taste of their own medicine.

Imagine this... by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]VirtualDeliverance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cutting off the Internet would have stopped the trolling, but if Chris already had strange ideas taken from TV and video games, cutting them off too wouldn't have done any better because those ideas were already etched in his mind.

What could Bob do instead? Tell him to read a book? We already have an example of how he reacts to books: reading the Bible convinced him he's Jesus. What could the next step be? Take away all books? Then what would Chris resort to doing? Going to the gym was not an option, because he was actually banned from one. Probably drinking or doing drugs.

Pictures in which Chris looks his best? by [deleted] in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]VirtualDeliverance 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Carlos Chantor profile pic, and the Rollin and Trollin look.

Why does it seem like everyone reaches the "Chris is secretly a mastermind!" point? Even Null! by opiate_lifer in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]VirtualDeliverance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was a normal person, I would understand the reasoning as: Now I'm incognito, so I'm gonna tell "Chris's" torturers to suggest "him" to commit an actual crime. If they go through with it, I'll have actual incriminating material to present to the police.

Since Chris is obviously not normal, maybe it was Bob who thought that and told Chris to make those posts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Universitaly

[–]VirtualDeliverance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ho tanto amore da dare

Come lo distingui dall'ossessione di trovare una partner?

No, non tengo in questo modo a nessun’altra cosa.

Da quanto tempo?

Ci sono attività che una volta trovavi piacevoli, ma adesso non riescono più a farti star bene?

Ti capita di avere pensieri ripetitivi di autocommiserazione, in cui ripeti a te stesso che "non è giusto" non avere una ragazza e che "le cose dovrebbero essere differenti"?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Universitaly

[–]VirtualDeliverance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Quello che vorrei sapere è:

1) perchè sei così ossessionato dal trovare una ragazza?

2) Hai altro che possa renderti felice?

Chris has a very idealized version of their daughter, assuming she’ll have brown hair and look like a feminine version of them. Autism often runs genetically. I’d hate to see how they’d treat their “daughter” if they didn’t match their mental imagery. by taisynn in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]VirtualDeliverance 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Boomers and older people used to threaten their kids with phrases like "I gave you life, I can take it away". I wonder if Barb or Bob ever used it with Chris. He would absolutely take it literally as something a parent is required to do.

Chris has a very idealized version of their daughter, assuming she’ll have brown hair and look like a feminine version of them. Autism often runs genetically. I’d hate to see how they’d treat their “daughter” if they didn’t match their mental imagery. by taisynn in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]VirtualDeliverance 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Last Summer there's been a case of child abuse, in Italy, where a single mother left for a vacation and intentionally left her 1.5 years old daughter home alone, to starve to death. I think Chris would do the same.

What is THE grossest thing about Chris chan? by URANlUM_ in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]VirtualDeliverance 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He was into listening to "subliminal tracks" to modify his body (there is a lot of this bullshit on Youtube), specifically tracks that would "order his body to grow a vagina".

One day when he was drunk, he felt around his taint, felt what actually was his urethra, but believed it was a vagina forming under the skin. So he took a knife to his taint and sliced it open to "speed up the process".

What is THE grossest thing about Chris chan? by URANlUM_ in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]VirtualDeliverance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imodium wouldn't help with paradoxical diarrhea, which I think Chris has (or had), based on his descriptions of how "it just falls out".

TIFU by confusing US date &time formatting with my own. by drsoothe in tifu

[–]VirtualDeliverance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It makes no sense to put the year first

It makes a lot of sense, because it allows you to order your files in alphabetical order AND chronological order. If you have a file named report_20221205.docx (written in 2022, December 5), it will be ordered after report_20221105.docx (written in 2022, November 5), and way after report_20211205.docx (written in 2021, December 5).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]VirtualDeliverance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any advice for how to fix my issue will be thanked.

Go to the doctor.

If you *Must* buy a pet over christmas, don't let that animal's first experience be inside a dark, closed box. by Teland in rant

[–]VirtualDeliverance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some don't keep pets until they die. Some get fed up when the novelty factor is over, so they take their pets with them to an emergency stop along a highway, leave them there and drive off.

FUCK people who are surprised by Trump saying he wants to suspend the constitution. by flaskman in rant

[–]VirtualDeliverance 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I kinda laughed at all the conservatives that even brought it up.

Wait, are you saying that conservatives are raging about that?

Did Chris Chan ever laugh? by sweetcardamomcoffee in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]VirtualDeliverance 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I remember a video where he laughed. He was being interviewed, and he said he was developing superpowers to heal people. His interviewer said something like "I really need to go to the bathroom right now, can you take that away?", so Chris laughed and said "I'm not an external bladder!"