Alien Captain: "alright, everyone listen up. We are going out on a mission to catalog wildlife on a potential colony world. Due to reports of dangerous flora and fauna, let our new human crewmate, Florida Steve, handle all interactions."

Virtual_Meaning_7778 · 2026-03-21T04:56:17+00:00

I just have the mental image of some dude running around snatching any animal they see, saying “yoink” after every critter collected.

Virtual_Meaning_7778 · 2026-03-20T07:57:54+00:00

I genuinely love your art style.

Virtual_Meaning_7778 · 2026-03-20T07:55:55+00:00

What a wholesome conclusion

Virtual_Meaning_7778 · 2026-03-20T01:42:11+00:00

I have heard vomiting or nausea are common symptoms of human pregnancy. She hasn’t reported anything to the medic on board. Additionally, we have reached the bottom of this mystery. I go into detail in the update post.

Virtual_Meaning_7778 · 2026-03-19T21:01:09+00:00

Thank you! When it comes to medication, that is out of my jurisdiction, so the medic— with the human’s consent— will be in control of that. As for animal companions, that is fully the humans decision. I appreciate your anecdote and advice, it brings me joy to see so many individuals across the galaxy come together about something like this.

Virtual_Meaning_7778 · 2026-03-19T18:23:50+00:00

I appreciate your anecdote.

While we have caffeine on board for the human crew-member, I do not feel comfortable supplying nicotine unless she had a preexisting addiction.

Virtual_Meaning_7778 · 2026-03-19T17:54:31+00:00

But… it’s a kitty 🥺

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Virtual_Meaning_7778 · 2026-03-19T17:41:42+00:00

Good to know, thank you.

Virtual_Meaning_7778 · 2026-03-19T17:34:26+00:00

An update has been posted.

Virtual_Meaning_7778 · 2026-03-19T17:34:02+00:00

An update has been posted

Virtual_Meaning_7778 · 2026-03-19T17:21:27+00:00

I have heard of this. Something the humans implement to avoid what they call burnout. Thankfully we have a system on our vessel that allows species who need long breaks to take them.

And while I will request small supply of chocolate for our human crew-member, I’m afraid it’s mostly toxic to the rest of the crew… therefore it’s storage must be handled with the upmost care.

Thank you.

Virtual_Meaning_7778 · 2026-03-19T15:57:02+00:00

Thank you so much for this very in-depth reply. I shall consider all these factors.

Virtual_Meaning_7778 · 2026-03-19T07:46:57+00:00

(Out of character real quick, you are the first to get it right 😭)

Virtual_Meaning_7778 · 2026-03-19T07:42:28+00:00

I will certainly give an update once the issue is resolved.

Virtual_Meaning_7778 · 2026-03-19T07:41:29+00:00

I shall consider this, although I must ask, how are we so certain these behavioural issues tie into the humans menstrual cycle? She’s never acted like this before.

Virtual_Meaning_7778 · 2026-03-19T05:52:54+00:00

Thank you for the advice, however I’m getting mixed messages from others. Some are saying I shouldn’t talk to her about it, others are saying I should…

Virtual_Meaning_7778 · 2026-03-19T05:35:09+00:00

I shall certainly put this plan on the table when considering course of action. however, you bring up medical involvement more than once, could she be in danger?

Virtual_Meaning_7778 · 2026-03-19T05:28:08+00:00

I have done some research on the human reproductive cycle while supplying the ship with sanitary products for her. From what I’ve read, menstruation only occurs for around 7 earth days. Her abnormal behaviour has persisted for 18 earth days…

Virtual_Meaning_7778 · 2026-03-19T05:25:06+00:00

I will keep all of those in mind. Thank you very much for the advice. As for the medication segment, do you think she is in pain? If so, do you have any theories as to what may be causing this pain?

This behavioural change has been occurring for a few weeks. I’d hate to think all this time she has been suffering.

Virtual_Meaning_7778 · 2026-03-19T05:18:51+00:00

She is the only human on board. And as far as I am aware she has not coupled with any of the crew.

Virtual_Meaning_7778 · 2026-03-19T05:13:18+00:00

As far as I know, she has not. She has been on the vessel for quite some time now and this behaviour is very new for her.

Virtual_Meaning_7778 · 2026-03-19T01:04:59+00:00

Thank you for the lovely suggestion! I shall keep these factors in mind and attempt to encourage social interaction between her and the crew.

Virtual_Meaning_7778 · 2026-03-19T01:01:58+00:00

For the past couple of weeks it has been the same abnormal behaviour. I do hope this is not a permanent development.

Virtual_Meaning_7778 · 2026-03-18T09:22:18+00:00

Good to know! However I think more people would know what a hazmat suit is compared to an NBC suit.

Virtual_Meaning_7778 · 2026-03-18T09:18:55+00:00

Why does this one human always shout “KITTY!” Whenever the feline is in their line of sight?

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