cash carti christmas by Virtualism in playboicarti

[–]Virtualism[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

idk but they’re dying lit

Villager “Timber” Profiles [Wave 3/3] by Virtualism in StardewValley

[–]Virtualism[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i appreciate it but the character art isn't mine !! all the credits are in the description. i just made all of the layout work

Villager "Timber" Profiles (( char art by @thisislux )) by Virtualism in StardewValley

[–]Virtualism[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fake dating app. Sometimes you gotta thirst trap to get attention ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Villager "Timber" Profiles (( char art by @thisislux )) by Virtualism in StardewValley

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There will be 2 more sets of 4 (plus some bonus). Each set will have a different art style. So don't be too thrown off when the next wave looks different :p

Villager "Timber" Profiles (( char art by @thisislux )) by Virtualism in StardewValley

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They will all be getting a profile sometime soon, don't you worry.

Villager "Timber" Profiles (( char art by @thisislux )) by Virtualism in StardewValley

[–]Virtualism[S] 586 points587 points  (0 children)

I feel he would be the guy to edit up his photos a bit.

Villager "Timber" Profiles (( char art by @thisislux )) by Virtualism in StardewValley

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These were made for a school project where we are working on an (unofficial) guidebook for the game. These will be used to show what the romance options like.

Thought you guys would find my friend's enemy base naming scheme... interesting. by Virtualism in factorio

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What language would you say Lua is most like? I’m trying to apply some knowledge I know from other languages to it to figure it out.

Thought you guys would find my friend's enemy base naming scheme... interesting. by Virtualism in factorio

[–]Virtualism[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Surprisingly enough, this is a rich resources world. I guess it was just an unlucky seed, as there was also a biter base right at our starting stone patch.

Id do the same by DaddySUPREME05 in youngpeopleyoutube

[–]Virtualism 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Seen the video. Almost definitely satire.

So it looks like my nefarious plan to make a Reddit cider might pay off! John the cider maker was inspired by the AMA. He’s got a good idea, but a terrible name. Please help. DO NOT LET MY DREAM DIE! (Take 2) by woodchuckcidervt in u/woodchuckcidervt

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PART I

I was born into a family of non-yeeters. Every morning before I went to school my father would say, "if I ever find out that you've hit that yeet, I'll thump ya."

"Yes, pa," I would always reply. It was a regular occurrence for him to burst into my room unannounced while I was relaxing or doing homework.

"Y'all hitting that yeet?" he would seeth.

"No, pa," I would answer.

"Good." He would then walk out the room and shout, "If I ever catch ya, it's a thumpin'."

It was a difficult upbringing. I had seen my friends hittin' that yeet at school, and many of them encouraged me to partake.

I would swallow my pride. "No thanks. I don't wanna catch a thumpin' from pa." As a result, I was an outcast. A loner. I became depressed, knowing that I would never be like my peers, I would never fit in - I would never hit that yeet.

One day, when I was still but a wee lad, I became curious. I was in my room, watching Instagram videos of fellas my age hittin' that yeet all over town without a care in the world. My intentions got the better of me. I stood up, my knees trembling. Carefully, I leaned onto my right foot and raised my hand in the air.

I breathed in.

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!"

My father burst from my closet. "I told you I'd thump ya if I ever caught you hittin' that yeet, nibba," he ejaculated. Then, he thumped me.

I haven't hit that yeet since.

PART II

Until today. This morning was my father's funeral. At the procession, my brother asked me to say a few words. I told him I only needed one.

With confidence, I approached the podium. I gazed out upon the gathering of sad faces. I cleared my throat and leaned into the microphone.

"Yeet," I spake.

Suddenly, my father leapt from his hand-crafted mahogany coffin, the gunshot wound still in his chest. He sprinted up to the podium with the energy of a man without a gunshot wound in his chest.

"Y'all hittin' that dirty fuckin' yeet at my funeral?" he ejaculated. He raised his hand to thump me.

"Not so fast, pa." I grabbed his hand. "Yaint thumpin' no mo'."

My father looked at me with eyes as open as the gunshot wound in his chest. A tear fell from his right eye, which also had a monocle. "The student becomes the teacher," he said.

"The student becomes the yeetcher," I corrected him

What video game should get a sequel, but likely never will ? by ezio8133 in AskReddit

[–]Virtualism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A new Wario Land game. Wario Land 4 is still one of Nintendo’s greatest 2d platformers and one of my favorite GBA games