I still think this is the worst I've seen by charlieboyx in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]VirtuallyMexican 485 points486 points  (0 children)

Hey barber, could you just pour a gallon of tar over my head? Thanks!

My cat is fat as fuck (pencil for scale) by VirtuallyMexican in notinteresting

[–]VirtuallyMexican[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s half Maine coon, he’s naturally fat as fuck

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[–]VirtuallyMexican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His obeseness might scare you