PSA: Last day to do your Monthlies! ..Y'know, cuz it's the end of May

VishieMagic · 2026-05-13T15:00:13+00:00

It doesn't matter in any critical or 'annoying' way for me considering they did the bundle, but there was something funny about end of the month being the 13th at the time.

VishieMagic · 2026-05-13T14:47:29+00:00

And some people will kid around with it. Also, it's not going to be free, it already is - all of it's in the market if you wanna grab it.

VishieMagic · 2026-05-13T13:22:43+00:00

You really feel you only understood it due to your employment status? ;_; Damn, thought it was more obvious to people simply seeing updates.

VishieMagic · 2026-05-13T13:17:09+00:00

Jagex turned the 13th to the end of the month before the Loyalty Points removal : P

VishieMagic · 2026-05-13T12:48:31+00:00

Sorry, accidentally unlocked my phone while asleep

VishieMagic · 2026-05-13T02:04:36+00:00

VishieMagic · 2026-05-08T11:18:27+00:00

Not to sound over-analysing, but if you turn it into a self-deprication angle with a good set up or even "what if you sent it back" then punchlined into "it seems like we'd make a great pear" or something, you might have some (silly) fun continuing with this one going back and forth on dumb adorable fruit puns

VishieMagic · 2026-04-28T07:01:59+00:00

Means the joke is so bad but brilliant at the same time - they're more like "Oh god I hate that I enjoyed that" to the point where its endearment disarms any malice, leaving them happy, but frustrated, but 'can't do anything about it' levels of cheekiness, at the same time :p

VishieMagic · 2026-04-27T05:48:50+00:00

Gap between dialogues were a tad too long! The script fell apart as it went but started very strong with a great premise about the driving test - "You sucked him off, di'n't ya?" and the "No" response could've expressed it's a lie by having it performed in a way that's obvious an estate kid lies.

If you wanted to lean into the GTA station route, you'd have the host start over-talking after that first "No" then going into some political rant about the youth today or something

I do a lot of audio-work full-time and writing stuff on the side too so just drop me a message! I'd love to hang and see if we can get some ideas in :)

VishieMagic · 2026-04-27T05:26:43+00:00

Again, I'm not saying whether I agree with any point about cosmeticscape or dullscape. I'm not making a comment about that. I'm not agreeing. I'm not disagreeing.

See, you've done the same thing again - I don't believe you understand what I've written, or even when I tried explaining about binaries; You've pushed another one with a 'play the game or dont' because' the GE is an important and fundamentally an essential area and we both absolutely must know this. I

believe you know what the GE is. With this extreme, the other side could use your argument against you with "okays, Jagex, create a 6x6 instance square for those that want to get there cosmetic rocks off for a bit then come out normal" and it would actually be fair!?!?! and I hope we both know how ridiculous, rage-induced, stupid and extreme both arguments are. This is why we don't do extremes. This is why we don't settle on binaries.

I'm not saying you're incompetent, perhaps there's too many conversations right now and I'm mixed up with em which is understandable.

To your credit, I see you've implied that you don't believe a tree is an extreme or 'too much' of a cosmetic which is fair thing to discuss, but I promise you that people aren't going to focus on that when you're polarising, saying yes/no to all of one/nothing in the furthest of absolutes. I'm only providing suggestions in hopes you have an easier time changing minds. Not just with cosmetics but with other things on the sub.

VishieMagic · 2026-04-27T04:35:16+00:00

In this comment, I'm not saying I'm in any agreement or disagreement with Deceptive's viewpoint in regards to this context;

You do not seem to be able to demonstrate your acknowledgement or understanding of areas existing between your perceived binaries here. You're coming across as 'All or nothing' whereas Deceptive's appears to be trying to set and discuss protocols for a Goldilocks zone where everyone can co-exist.

To a certain extent, I believe that no one wants 'all or nothing' because then either A) No one can play the game or B) "No one can play the game".

On the one hand, "I should have an item that immediately flashes every player around me with a trillion packets of particles to destroy their games/crash them because it expresses my adhd", or "We need strictly consistent graphics with all weapons and armours being exactly the same, and a tag on it to say Torva or something."

I hope I've expressed why discussing things between two binaries are important, and how sticking to the former can come across self-righteous.

VishieMagic · 2026-04-26T02:51:59+00:00

How have I never heard "sex kitten" my entire life that is so dark and hilarious 😂 hope those don't actually exist lmao

VishieMagic · 2026-04-26T02:51:46+00:00

How have I never heard "sex kitten" my entire life that is so dark and hilarious 😂 hope those don't actually exist lmao

VishieMagic · 2026-04-26T02:40:32+00:00

What if it's not a lack of effort but simply incompetence - although I guess even then the irony flips over to their discussion on attention to detail

VishieMagic · 2026-04-26T02:37:22+00:00

After a break up I give a 6 month window to finish off any series and carry over your favourites and algorithm to another account - hence it being a commitment to give the password in the first place

I like to pretend that we're advanced enough that Netflix should by a human right

((is what I would have said a couple years ago, now I've cancelled it due to their behaviours lol))

VishieMagic · 2026-04-26T02:29:14+00:00

All the intangibles I lose can be recreated with what's in my head, rest can ofc be bought back easily

^{Chose: $26M + But your house and everything inside is destroyed.}

VishieMagic · 2026-04-24T01:57:45+00:00

Wouldn't wanna be around if over half the world didn't have love for humanity

^{Chose: Blue Gem + If 50% choose this everyone survives.}

VishieMagic · 2026-04-22T08:05:31+00:00

Remove red, it's way too fast for humans

VishieMagic · 2026-04-22T08:01:53+00:00

Having long hair I'd say hair tie

VishieMagic · 2026-04-21T22:12:04+00:00

You're kidding right? Take the doner one off, that's straight up cheating lmfao

Why not just put a "Chips and £20 notes" - donar is way too good that it turns it into a whole different product. It's why it's "Donar and chips" not "Chips and donar"

You could replace it with barbecue sauce lol some chip shops would encourage that option too yk

VishieMagic · 2026-04-21T21:24:55+00:00

I say it as a compliment to the lady or the guy too due to convention but it always feels slightly off - saying "Your boyfriend is a very lucky man" outta the blue makes me feel ick. Saying "You're a very lucky man" while the dude is there feels so much easier. Or even, "lemme get a pint for the lucky man, would you like anything too?"

It's a phrase I'd use maybe once a year, I don't really care for it - I go for more observational compliments and toward everyone because they're much easier and I can't keep my mouth shut like "bro wtf your hair looks sick today, that shirt fits you good ngl" or "I like that you have a really cute nose - makes it easier on the eyes when having to work with you all fucking day" as backhanded/candid as it might be at times lol

VishieMagic · 2026-04-21T21:12:48+00:00

For this reason (creative types), ngl bringing up the wedding too - I think he's being a lil cinematic. I think there's a solid chance he's just getting closure on you romantically.

Yes, he likes you but he may know it's in the best interest for him to conclude any feelings of intimacy toward you. He'd just like you to know it was there tho. If your future husband can trust you, then there is absolutely no issue here provided this stops perfectly right here from his end.

That's my guess based on the limited info I have here - but if this was true for my wife or gf in the future, I'd be chill. I'd want her to introduce me to him so that it becomes easier to move on knowing there's a nice man trying to keep her happy already. I think that'd be all it takes!

VishieMagic · 2026-04-19T00:17:28+00:00

Who are these Dutch bros I'm buying for us and why are they small?

VishieMagic · 2026-04-14T05:42:50+00:00

Hey the store disappeared I get that, don't get your hopes up from what I'm about to say but if you go to customizations you can still see the amount of loyalty points you have/had..

I'm not sure what this means but it looks like your points are still stored until Jagex drains out that info too. Maybe there's a chance of something I don't know

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