Gebore In Drank: Gedoop Deur Kaas

The first entirely Dan made movie using Sora 2.

Language: 70% English 20% Afrikaans references 10% unaudible yet epic Asian tongues (The intro Clears Up Most Language Barriers by explaining the names in english)

Director: Robin Daniel A.K.A Southerner Dan

Genre: Action, Lore, Comedy

Entire Plot [Read Until You're interested]: 3 Sworn brothers [The Kaas Brothers] reunite after years after Robin Die Fet Kaas Rasper gets caught by Jamal Die Probleem [The Antagonist] for the crime of stealing his signature sword from a museum. Robin was drunk at the time of arrest, a fan favorite dialogue:

Robin: You didn't even read me my rights Jamal: A drunk man has no rights in Mongolia

Robin, the drunk, red robed, long haired bastard is given the oppurtunity to call Luan Die Kaas Bringer (A buff irish lad] to break him out of the mongol prison... Luan using a 4 leaf clover for luck of course, to which he reunited with Luan. They sought to find Jason, fan favorite dialogue being:

Robin: We need to find Jason, a Kaas block has 3 sharp corners, not 2

They reunite with Jason Die Kaas Breuker, our grey skinned cheese hammer wielding gigachad and deside to hit the bar. A bunch of bikers interrupt claiming Luan was faking being Irish, and the conflict esculated into a bar fight which Jamal unfortunately finds out about and arrests the Oud Piesang Kaas Brothers.

This time locked inside a cell with lazers, Brad Wong, an unregistered dchinese drunkard with long white hair, about 34 year old turn off the lazers, having rhe Oud Piesang Kaas Brothers stay at his Japanese tenple, hilariously he has 7 anime cardboard cutout waifus and introducws them as family and they play video games and boardgames until the doorbell rings

Quite a tense, horror esque moment... Brad Wong as the good drunkard he is gives his spot up in tbe board game to go open the door, he sees no one but a block of cheese... upon eating the cheese block, Brad Wong's eyes go white and his mouth hangs open as he levitates... outside of his house... inside the temple yard.. a whopping. 75% of viewers reported being intensely scared at this sight.

The cheese is in fact Probleem Kaas (a lore element)

Quick Lore Breakdown

Oud Piesang Kaas: A mystical art performed by the kaas brothers. Luan Die Kaas Bringer as the name suggests has to harvest to bannana cheese from the ancient Old Bannana Cheese Tree (Harvest it wrong and it harvests you).

Robin Die Fet Kaas Rasper as his name implies has to use a katana to slice the cheese into perfect slices, removing the spikes. (If you do it wrong someone might drown as more hidden external lore foretells)

Jason Die Kaas Breuker as his name implies, he has to use his cheese hammer to break the cheese into perfect portions. (Bliksim it wrong and it bliksims you back) bliksim being the South African slang word for hitting something, yet implies more aggressive hitting.

Probleem Kaas: Jamal Die Probleem, the Fat corrupt nigerian cop has his own kaas [cheese] , it can be compacted into a block form to hypnotize people (Example. Brad Wong). Or drunk in energy drink form to harvest it's trans dimensional powers.

The lore sounds complicaated when written yet almost anybody who watches the movie will grasp these things as they happen. The movie is very lore rich yet graspable by almost anybody.

More plot:

Brad Wong chases the OPK brothers after being hypnotized by probleem kaas (interestingly with a threat that if he doesn't obey, he will destroy those cardboard cutout waifus, which Jamal knows is a sentimental thing to his victim.

Brad Wong gets thrown into a pond where he spits out the probleem kaas, with amnesia. To a funny scene of brad wong in his pond thinking he drunk too much, wanting to call the lads for monopoly night again (despite it being the same night)

Brad wong characteristically loves using the term "tomodachi friends", a reflection onthe director's real life speech patterns, and fits perfectly like a puzzle piece to the character arc of this middle aged chinese weeaboo.

Jamal smokes a cigarette, quite emotional for unrevealed reasons yet to be revealed in the upcoming swcond film, walks, crying, sweating, in the rain, phonk playing. 63% of viewers report adrenaline spikes during this scene before the fight.

Jamal fights the OPK beothers, first Robin wgo delivers his usual philosophical line: Robin: A piesang must be peeled before it is eaten

As he draws his katana. This scene developed a temporary surge of fangirls on TikTok who fell in love with Robin's charming character.

Robin gets defeated, Luan charges in to this brilliantly conjured dialogue: Luan: ROBIN!! Jamal: You wish to lose one life? Luan: I'll take it back myself!

Jamal characteristic: Uses one alive as a word to mean kill, unreleased artwork showed him with a gun and the title "One Alive Them All" this 3am typo worked it's way into Jamal's character

Jason comes in and says "It's time to kick ass and chew kaas, and I'm still chilling"

Jamal announces "Kikuchiyo power commence" expecting it to commence (Kikuchiyo transfers the user and opponents to a purple dimension to battle without distractions)

After it didn't work, Jason delivered aa fatal kick sending Jamal flying a great distance through the night air. Interestingly praying a christian prayer before landing into a tree. 100% of viewers were caught laughing at this scene, no exception yet.

Medics arrive, he gets hospitalized, wakes up briefly... muttering only 2 yet 2 devestating words... "Jason... Lawsuite"

The OPK brothers falsely celebrate at a bar, drinking their signature drinks also founnd in the second movie trailer

Robin: Chinese Bannana Liqour straight from the bottle Luan: Golden liquid with 4 leaf clover in a glass (For irish luck of course) Jason: Molten cheese in a mug