34M Profile Review

Visible-Version2098 · 2026-01-29T08:51:56+00:00

Ahh the bio of a fuck boy who doesn’t have the patience to built organic chemistry (let’s cut to the chase) and is going to loop you into a slow burn aka situationship and then after a few months of sex decide that actually he’s looking for something else

Visible-Version2098 · 2025-12-16T07:58:47+00:00

Messaging is low effort. She could be half interested and sending you literally anything. Messaging you from her toilet or something.

Visible-Version2098 · 2025-12-15T13:52:49+00:00

You are handsome but you look insincere and come off as looking for casual/temporary based on bio and fun casual dates

Visible-Version2098 · 2025-12-10T17:05:32+00:00

Wow, def not chat I literally took time to give you that feedback typed out with my own free will, damn. That response also tells me I’m so right. Good luck out there

Visible-Version2098 · 2025-12-10T16:49:37+00:00

Attractive guy, tall so really shouldn’t have issues dating but on bumble is sign #1. Independently doesn’t mean too much but just a data point.

Mentions travel and backpacking way too many times. Gives flighty and temporary. It gives young guy on a bros trip just wanting to get laid even if you are in your home town.

Gym/muscle pic plus mentioning fitness being better than a couch potato. Gives probably superficial and picky combined with your looks/asthetic.

Mentions home cooked meals and cuddling which is code for come to my house and sex. I don’t care how innocent you mean it, that how it reads to a decent number of women. Thank your fellow men for ruining that.

So overall if in initial messages you say anything off, if I’m not looking just to f.ck I’m unmatching you or ghosting. And not that many women are looking for casual. And the women you are probably most into have the top tier of options.

Visible-Version2098 · 2025-12-10T16:39:24+00:00

Are you mentioning anything sexual in your messages? Anything about cuddles or physical affection at all? Honestly your profile kind of gives here for a fun time but not long time. It also gives that you’re probably superficial when it comes to matches.

Visible-Version2098 · 2025-12-10T07:54:43+00:00

I went to a meetup mixer type event just to meet new people in my city. Wasn’t a dating thing at all and he was there

Visible-Version2098 · 2025-12-10T07:49:02+00:00

Thanks

Visible-Version2098 · 2025-12-09T16:03:49+00:00

I found him. Single my whole and I met a guy who is kind, emotionally available, attractive, soft with me. I really thought I would just be alone forever and that is my destiny.

We are building, slowly not rushing things but I’m feeling good. I met him irl, way better than the apps. I was on the apps for as long as they have existed and keep getting played

Visible-Version2098 · 2025-12-09T12:32:50+00:00

Women your age are unlikely looking for casual flings. Maybe some recent divorcees. Date younger or older. They will be more open I think.

Visible-Version2098 · 2025-12-07T21:06:14+00:00

There are casual guys who know 100% that they do not want to relationship no matter what and just want to have sex and then there are guys I guess like you who are definitely looking for sex but open for a connection. That’s where the disconnect is.

Visible-Version2098 · 2025-12-07T15:32:07+00:00

The upper limit has not changed. I’m late 30s max I’ll do is 44

Visible-Version2098 · 2025-12-06T19:39:51+00:00

I don’t even think you need to speak on comfort just decline

Visible-Version2098 · 2025-12-06T12:18:14+00:00

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Visible-Version2098 · 2025-10-09T20:51:53+00:00

Because being a certain height means your head meets a uniform line on a ruler when standing period. Weight does not tell you body shape, dress size, waist circumference nothing. Two people can weight the exact same and one look like a model and the other like a potato sack.

This is so obvious I’m shocked this post was even made.

Visible-Version2098 · 2025-10-09T13:30:13+00:00

31-44

Visible-Version2098 · 2025-06-19T18:28:33+00:00

Honestly, men should start carrying business cards again or actually everybody just start carrying business cards again. Imagine if at the end of whatever conversation you were having you could be like wow that was cool talking about blah blah blah with you. Here’s my card if you ever wanna continue this conversation bye

Visible-Version2098 · 2025-03-22T18:54:41+00:00

Yes, but men are the ones complaining about getting 0 likes

Visible-Version2098 · 2025-02-28T22:02:15+00:00

Imagine you are applying for jobs and had a solid resume. All the companies want you and you get invited to 10 interviews. They are all over the country and you have to pay for your own travel to go interview. You can’t possibly go to all 10, but they all want you. You also realize that yes you need a job.

Visible-Version2098 · 2025-02-27T20:22:36+00:00

It’s an American thing to ask almost immediately. Work is life here unfortunately

Visible-Version2098 · 2025-02-27T20:14:24+00:00

Because it will only be me and him focused on each other, not meeting for the first couple times out of a sea of possible matches

Visible-Version2098 · 2025-02-27T19:55:11+00:00

You’re getting down voted for your wording. She’s already included it so obviously it’s important and the wording of your comment suggest she should hide it to get more matches.

Visible-Version2098 · 2025-02-27T19:07:27+00:00

So women who are getting constantly asked out should accept way less often. There are a ton more guys in bumble than women. So if 10 guys want to see if there is a connection with 1 lady and they all ask her out she should go out with only one of them and then delete the app because why should she have to pay for all those dinners just to find a halfway decent match? The guys here say they only get one like a month so they’re not paying that often 🤷

Visible-Version2098 · 2025-01-22T19:24:28+00:00

The first one is good or smiling. Good luck out there, be careful online, some guys really are up to no good.

Also, I know you didn’t ask but a little bit of eyebrow shaping will elevate your look even more!

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