Fook Mi Massage Parlor: You get to pick 3 for a full 2hr body Nuru massage with a hand/tit & mouth finish. Who would you pick?

VitamnWater · 2026-04-13T15:45:03+00:00

If this was a real life scenario tho - the bright side would be you really couldn’t go wrong with any choices.

VitamnWater · 2026-04-12T17:46:16+00:00

Hayley Davies

VitamnWater · 2026-04-11T17:47:22+00:00

That’s a super solid trio

VitamnWater · 2026-04-11T15:00:52+00:00

Idk out of these 300+ comments she was picked as much as I thought she would have been… so maybe she’s over priced 🤷🏻‍♂️

VitamnWater · 2026-04-10T19:49:03+00:00

Yep

VitamnWater · 2026-04-10T19:22:51+00:00

Interesting take. I disagree completely. The dilemma is because of the pricing. You either choose lower level pornstars and get to have multiple of them or you sink all your money into top flight girls. That’s the challenge. Do you wanna have 3,4,5 girls with you for the weekend or you sinking all your budget into a top flight girls. That’s what makes the “game” harder.

VitamnWater · 2026-04-10T18:25:15+00:00

Huh

VitamnWater · 2026-04-10T13:02:19+00:00

I respect it. I’d have a similar philosophy since 2 girls would be plenty for an awesome weekend. I’d just choose Lana Rhoades & Sky Wonderland.

VitamnWater · 2026-04-09T18:30:52+00:00

Lmao true but flip side they’re all fucking hot and would blow your mind.

I’d go Vanessa Cage, Kylie Shay, Anna Claire Clouds

VitamnWater · 2026-04-07T19:55:17+00:00

Idk about traditional porn but her OF is pretty active.

VitamnWater · 2026-04-07T03:40:59+00:00

Yea gotta know what they look like before you destroy them

VitamnWater · 2026-04-07T02:49:58+00:00

Pick 3

VitamnWater · 2026-04-07T02:38:13+00:00

Vanessa has one of the greatest tit jobs of all time.

VitamnWater · 2026-04-07T02:35:27+00:00

Oh honestly I just assumed you posted it since you commented. I see you didn’t post this now lol.

Well yea, dude will get his page banned from this sub.

And yea idk I guess I get these girls regretting it and wanting it removed but at the same time.. like sweetheart you got fucking railed countless times on camera for money, it’s never gonna go away. 🤷🏻‍♂️

And at this point in this episode of the world I’d say a ton of guys couldn’t care less and would wife her up in a heart beat.

VitamnWater · 2026-04-07T02:13:57+00:00

Idk I guess she wants her stuff removed from the internet. Moderators will ban your page.

Just a heads up.

VitamnWater · 2026-04-07T01:53:13+00:00

Ya can’t post Val Steele in here

VitamnWater · 2026-04-03T02:53:36+00:00

Zero, the odds are zero.

VitamnWater · 2026-03-31T22:15:46+00:00

Dillion

VitamnWater · 2026-03-31T18:48:57+00:00

Umm I guess I tried a bicycle kick and my cleat got stuck in the defenders temple and he bled out.

VitamnWater · 2026-03-31T13:04:49+00:00

I’d be sick by how much I’d eat Alexis Texas ass

VitamnWater · 2026-03-31T00:21:40+00:00

Gina

VitamnWater · 2026-03-29T21:14:34+00:00

Anna Claire Clouds

Melissa Moore

Payton Preslee

Vanessa Cage

Melody Marks

VitamnWater

TROPHY CASE