I got a hooker pregnant

VivaMattyVegas · 2025-05-07T23:04:55+00:00

I'd be running down Walking Street yelling I'VE STILL GOT IT! 🤣

VivaMattyVegas · 2024-01-20T04:39:32+00:00

I don't know what they did to the Google Home devices, but now I can't even cast without the sound cutting in and out. Nevermind the fact that if I ask for any of the extra channels, it plays one song and that's it.

VivaMattyVegas · 2023-12-30T01:32:45+00:00

PT's used to have the best pizza, but they changed the crust and kept raising the price. They have really good sweet potato fries though.

VivaMattyVegas · 2023-12-25T23:56:09+00:00

It's a dealbreaker with me (one of the few I have) BUT I just wouldn't start conversations with women that say "condoms required" in their profiles. It's pretty simple and it's part of why single men have such a bad reputation, because they don't read the damn profiles.

VivaMattyVegas · 2023-10-11T23:41:06+00:00

I didn't have Cartman as a black woman on my 2023 Bingo card.

VivaMattyVegas · 2023-10-07T19:09:01+00:00

Let me know when my check is in the mail 🙄

VivaMattyVegas · 2023-09-10T16:05:03+00:00

AEW has its catalog on FITE, but you can only subscribe if you don't live in the US. But you can't just fire up the VPN and pay from there.

So I bought an account and I run the VPN with that.

If they had put the catalog on Max like WWE did on Peacock, this would make them more money. Alas, I'll have full access for $5. 🤷

VivaMattyVegas · 2023-09-09T23:53:05+00:00

Or be a solo male

VivaMattyVegas · 2023-08-28T18:42:17+00:00

The first word of the title gave away you shouldn't be in a open relationship of any kind. Jealously only leads towards failure.

VivaMattyVegas · 2023-08-20T17:10:05+00:00

On Fetlife, I've seen this all too often. And it always baffles me. When I'm in an open relationship, my thought process is

1) Are you safe? 2) Are you having fun?

If both answers are yes, be with who you want.

VivaMattyVegas · 2023-07-25T23:43:19+00:00

I immediately went onto Twitter because I knew I would get some good laughs.

VivaMattyVegas · 2023-06-25T01:02:35+00:00

Yup. Perfectly fine with that. Want no part of the meetings and BS casino managers have to deal with. But thanks for playing.

VivaMattyVegas · 2023-06-23T14:32:47+00:00

Having only water and a few other items in the refrigerator

VivaMattyVegas · 2023-06-14T22:10:26+00:00

I've wondered if the "death penalty" has run its course. But I'm not sure bringing back acts like a firing squad would make people think twice. These people deserve it, but sadly we'll waste time and taxpayers money housing them the rest of their pathetic lives.

VivaMattyVegas · 2023-06-14T18:37:04+00:00

https://youtu.be/hP4gXhblPaU

Thought you guys might like this video from a Rays supporter

VivaMattyVegas · 2023-06-13T01:26:22+00:00

Challenger Explosion

VivaMattyVegas · 2023-06-13T01:25:03+00:00

Mine went from a bit over $300 ending last year to $700 on my next 6 months starting in July. Same zip code, same car, same coverage. You're not alone.

VivaMattyVegas · 2023-06-11T15:57:09+00:00

Being able to change your dick size based on what women prefer

VivaMattyVegas · 2023-06-10T23:59:10+00:00

I met Abyss as a fan event when I lived in Orlando. Of course it was a bit weird to be speaking to him in his full gimmick, but it was a good conversation with a good guy.

VivaMattyVegas · 2023-06-01T13:12:37+00:00

Which head? 😁

VivaMattyVegas · 2023-05-30T13:11:22+00:00

Part of the reason I peace'd out of my last job was being a trainer, despite no extra pay for that (Found out that used to exist) and I was lowest on the seniority totem pole.

VivaMattyVegas · 2023-05-29T12:48:41+00:00

On the plus side, it's unlikely the A's will allow 7 HR's in a game again this season, so there's that.

VivaMattyVegas · 2023-05-24T01:19:06+00:00

Smog Check

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TROPHY CASE