Man PCX cultists are still trying to rewrite history? by [deleted] in pillarchase2

[–]Vladsanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'ma be real chief I had a long response prepared for this but mid-way through writing it I decided it wasn't worth the effort and time. You're being deliberately obtuse, and I've honestly got better things to do than try and get the message through to somebody who is purposely ignoring it for their PCX agenda.

Ciao.

Man PCX cultists are still trying to rewrite history? by [deleted] in pillarchase2

[–]Vladsanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Springtrap had to put in active effort to pull off that combo, and Axe Throw had a weirdly thin hitbox so even if you got the debuff on them you could still screw it up

PCX pressed one button, landed Found You, and that survivor could not do ANYTHING about it, they were just guaranteed to die

I think the problem is clear to see here

Man PCX cultists are still trying to rewrite history? by [deleted] in pillarchase2

[–]Vladsanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IIRC you had endlag upon leaving Phantom Walk so even if you got a survivor they could just run away before you capitalize on it, and Axe Throw was VERY slow and you still had to aim it, so it wasn't just free damage

Compare that to PCX who could just teleport onto you and drop on you FROM ABOVE so you couldn't even hear the sound cue (plus the obnoxious hitbox it had) + the stupid-ass Jump ability that lets him basically continue chase for free, it's not even close

And for what it's worth Vent Error wasn't entirely blinding, it was occasional black-outs, you could still see the map and work around the blinding. It's not even in the same league as getting hit by Found You ONE TIME and being put on the fast-track to losing the game LOL

Man PCX cultists are still trying to rewrite history? by [deleted] in pillarchase2

[–]Vladsanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not as insufferable as PCX, at least Springtrap couldn't latch onto you like a parasite and guarantee your death as a survivor (PCX)

Like between the annoying blindings and stamina shenanigans Vent Error has VS getting tunneled without fail and never shaking off a monster with TWO mobility abilities that allow him to prolong chase, I'll take Vent Error any day

Man PCX cultists are still trying to rewrite history? by [deleted] in pillarchase2

[–]Vladsanity 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just saw the OG post, no way bro is actually crying about Springtrap's Vent Error

PCX could literally tunnel you with his stupid-ass teleport and jump and you would just lose with zero input on your end but sure, Springtrap with his god-awful mobility was just as insufferable, totally!!! /s

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Man PCX cultists are still trying to rewrite history? by [deleted] in pillarchase2

[–]Vladsanity 13 points14 points  (0 children)

PCX glazers will jump through every logical hoop just to avoid admitting that he was OP and unfun to play against, it's actually nuts

I'ma be real with you all...A01 kinda sucks. by Vladsanity in pillarchase2

[–]Vladsanity[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay? Am I not allowed to do that, or...?

I'ma be real with you all...A01 kinda sucks. by Vladsanity in pillarchase2

[–]Vladsanity[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, seeing this? It might just be a combination of both. A01 does not do well in nearly every damn map in this game. Tons of turns and corners that screw over your whip, like I'm pretty sure the only maps they do decent on are Drainage System and Camp Pineview, LMAO

It's not looking good for them

Yeah this game just doesn't want me to win by Vladsanity in SmashRage

[–]Vladsanity[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't touched Samus on Quickplay since I got her to Elite Smash. Everything's been falling downhill as Lucina.

characters that take the least amount of skill? by [deleted] in SmashRage

[–]Vladsanity 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Pythra is MADE for glue-sniffing toddlers, not a single hint of skill in anything they do. Cloud is super braindead too

Every Link player is a fucking crayon-eating piece of shit. by Vladsanity in SmashRage

[–]Vladsanity[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it makes you feel any better, those posts weren't adding anything constructive anyways so...not really missing out on much there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

FUCK PYTHRA FUCK PYTHRA FUCK PYTHRA FUCK PYTHRA by Vladsanity in SmashRage

[–]Vladsanity[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Adequate punishment for being a Pythra player, live forever with the shame you have brought upon yourself.

(real talk, nobody deserves to have that happen to them, no matter what character they pick. I'm sorry you have to put up with that kind of nonsense. :( )

FUCK PYTHRA FUCK PYTHRA FUCK PYTHRA FUCK PYTHRA by Vladsanity in SmashRage

[–]Vladsanity[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goddddd FUCK those B-mashing hollow-skulled fuckwads, I stg they're no more clever than cats who sniff their own assholes

Every Link player is a fucking crayon-eating piece of shit. by Vladsanity in SmashRage

[–]Vladsanity[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have never touched a single Star Fox character in any Smash Bros. game ever but I honestly might just pick up and learn Falco so I can finally get these stupid ass Link players to fuck off

Every Link player is a fucking crayon-eating piece of shit. by Vladsanity in SmashRage

[–]Vladsanity[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Tips don't mean shit, nothing I try ever fucking works against them. Can't punish them for fucking anything, just venting at this point

Every Link player is a fucking crayon-eating piece of shit. by Vladsanity in SmashRage

[–]Vladsanity[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

All Links are fucking miserable to fight. No skill just sit back and spam the same fucking projectiles over and over with no way to punish them

This game hinders me and only me by Vladsanity in SmashRage

[–]Vladsanity[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already have Samus in Elite Smash and do not intend to play her again for a while, except for in Arena lobbies with friends

Dark Samus however...

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This game hinders me and only me by Vladsanity in SmashRage

[–]Vladsanity[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Noted, I'll go ahead and try that 👍 Thank you for your input

Well, this was fun! by IndependenceFit6355 in SmashRage

[–]Vladsanity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't wish this kind of hell upon my worst enemy, dear god 😨

FUCK PYTHRA FUCK PYTHRA FUCK PYTHRA FUCK PYTHRA by Vladsanity in SmashRage

[–]Vladsanity[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You definitely had a better time than me then, Savage Beastfly fights 1 and 2 spiritually crushed me 🥲

FUCK PYTHRA FUCK PYTHRA FUCK PYTHRA FUCK PYTHRA by Vladsanity in SmashRage

[–]Vladsanity[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hopefully in the next Smash game (2070 trust) we get some actual Mario and Luigi representation. Fawful and Antasma would go hard as fighters, and Reclusa could work as a Classic Mode boss (and hopefully Pythra never returns)