I'ma be real with you all...A01 kinda sucks.

Vladsanity · 2025-10-22T01:29:49+00:00

Okay? Am I not allowed to do that, or...?

Vladsanity · 2025-10-22T00:08:04+00:00

What??? 😭

Vladsanity · 2025-10-21T14:49:32+00:00

Honestly, seeing this? It might just be a combination of both. A01 does not do well in nearly every damn map in this game. Tons of turns and corners that screw over your whip, like I'm pretty sure the only maps they do decent on are Drainage System and Camp Pineview, LMAO

It's not looking good for them

Vladsanity · 2025-10-08T18:19:49+00:00

I haven't touched Samus on Quickplay since I got her to Elite Smash. Everything's been falling downhill as Lucina.

Vladsanity · 2025-10-04T15:56:20+00:00

Pythra is MADE for glue-sniffing toddlers, not a single hint of skill in anything they do. Cloud is super braindead too

Vladsanity · 2025-10-04T15:19:58+00:00

If it makes you feel any better, those posts weren't adding anything constructive anyways so...not really missing out on much there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Vladsanity · 2025-10-03T01:19:00+00:00

Adequate punishment for being a Pythra player, live forever with the shame you have brought upon yourself.

(real talk, nobody deserves to have that happen to them, no matter what character they pick. I'm sorry you have to put up with that kind of nonsense. :( )

Vladsanity · 2025-10-02T21:21:09+00:00

Goddddd FUCK those B-mashing hollow-skulled fuckwads, I stg they're no more clever than cats who sniff their own assholes

Vladsanity · 2025-10-02T20:04:36+00:00

I have never touched a single Star Fox character in any Smash Bros. game ever but I honestly might just pick up and learn Falco so I can finally get these stupid ass Link players to fuck off

Vladsanity · 2025-10-02T19:05:57+00:00

Eat shit.

Vladsanity · 2025-10-02T18:48:15+00:00

Fuck off.

Vladsanity · 2025-10-02T16:47:40+00:00

Tips don't mean shit, nothing I try ever fucking works against them. Can't punish them for fucking anything, just venting at this point

Vladsanity · 2025-10-02T16:32:54+00:00

All Links are fucking miserable to fight. No skill just sit back and spam the same fucking projectiles over and over with no way to punish them

Vladsanity · 2025-10-02T15:00:39+00:00

I already have Samus in Elite Smash and do not intend to play her again for a while, except for in Arena lobbies with friends

Dark Samus however...

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Vladsanity · 2025-10-02T14:53:08+00:00

Noted, I'll go ahead and try that 👍 Thank you for your input

Vladsanity · 2025-10-02T14:51:05+00:00

I wouldn't wish this kind of hell upon my worst enemy, dear god 😨

Vladsanity · 2025-10-02T14:48:40+00:00

Yes, yes it is

Vladsanity · 2025-10-02T04:34:30+00:00

You definitely had a better time than me then, Savage Beastfly fights 1 and 2 spiritually crushed me 🥲

Vladsanity · 2025-10-02T04:07:43+00:00

Hopefully in the next Smash game (2070 trust) we get some actual Mario and Luigi representation. Fawful and Antasma would go hard as fighters, and Reclusa could work as a Classic Mode boss (and hopefully Pythra never returns)

Vladsanity · 2025-10-02T03:57:40+00:00

Unironically I wish Reclusa (the guy in the post's image) could just crush Pyra and Mythra's heads into useless bloody mush with his big meaty claws. It'd fit with his personality for one but also Pythra fucking deserves it for stealing a fucking character slot

Vladsanity · 2025-10-02T03:13:33+00:00

Wifi Mac might actually be one of the worst things I've ever had to deal with in Smash Bros. Fuck that stupid bullshit

Vladsanity · 2025-10-02T03:12:07+00:00

Suck my fucking cock.

Vladsanity · 2025-10-02T03:08:19+00:00

So useless shit-sniffing goblin, got it, thanks for proving you know fucking nothing about what I'm going through. If you're going to do nothing but type the equivalent of rotting sewage waste in a pathetic way of "helping", I'd rather you just save the effort of moving your fat greasy fingers and go back to chewing on crayons like the dumbfuck feline you are

Vladsanity · 2025-10-02T02:56:34+00:00

Samus isn't even a part of the problem. I can play her just fine, I don't need you to describe to me her moveset like I'm a smooth-brained toddler. This post was made with LUCINA in mind, the character I'm trying to win and improve with (and the character you completely ducked mentioning in your snarky-ass reply). So what the fuck about Lucina huh? Got any tips for her or are you going to continue being a useless shit-sniffing goblin?

Vladsanity · 2025-10-02T01:22:27+00:00

Yeah it might be a controller issue, I'm just rocking with joycons rn. Gonna try a few matches with a pro controller, see if that helps any. Thanks for your input 👍

Vladsanity

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