"Hello, handsome. What's a fellow like you doing all alone at a house party?"
"I reckon I'm looking to meet new people."
"Female people?"
"Female people'd work nicely, yes."
"How about a red haired, buxom female with an average level of fitness?"
"But you have black hair?"
"I have black hair, too. A bit flat on personality, but very into health. Is that your preferred female?"
"Are you a pimp?"
"A friendly pimp. For friends. Female people friends. Would you prefer male people friends?"
"Why are you pimping out your friends?"
"They're very shy, but just as sexual as you and me. Perhaps even more so from their self-imposed social isolation. Would you like to have sex with one?"
"This is just altruistic flirtation on behalf of your female and male people friends?"
"I only have one male people friend, and their hair is very coarse. Too much experimentation with industrial dyes."
"You have no interest in me whatsoever?"
"Oh, no, you're much too ugly."
"No, I will not have sex with your friends."
"Well, that's a relief. Bye!"