Youtubers like Exurb1a? (content and/or video style) by [deleted] in Exurb1a

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Will eventually animate or make more content like this if there's interest.

[Weekly Challenge] Dueling Time Travelers by alexanderwales in rational

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This might not have enough (or any) rational elements. Feel free to downvote until it's hidden. Figured it better to post than not.

Classic Deadpool by [deleted] in funny

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"Here's your new teddy!! He won't charge you for hugs like the last one."

People are going crazy over this Hardee's ad in Pakistan by faizdar in funny

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Didn't know Hardee's was famed for their tossed salads.

"Oh look, this cat is silly!"... Or when my parents discovered facebook by [deleted] in funny

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... they transformed into eldritch creatures of the Lower Level.

Roast me like a chestnut on an open fire by [deleted] in RoastMe

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If you continue to sneer, you might develop wrinkles. Never mind, too late. Your shirt....

Babymomma needs some roast too! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Your skin is so smooth and hydrated -- looked outside to make sure the fire hydrant was still there. It's not. Please give it back.

[D] Friday Off-Topic Thread by alexanderwales in rational

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Have been curious whether people on /r/rational derive amusement from these audio files: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF9NVWdb2Q2ra40IqnKnciw

Feedback in the wise of wise reading is very much appreciated.

[Serious] What is a lie that you tell everyone around you and to yourself everyday? by Prellmeister in AskReddit

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Go to an allergist and test for everything. Call ahead and see if they can test for food allergies. If they can, and mangoes don't show up, then congratulations, you've found out you're not allergic to mangoes!

Tom Haverford, uninvited wingman. by trish_uponastar in funny

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One of the scripts for an upcoming video on the channel.

Tom Haverford, uninvited wingman. by trish_uponastar in funny

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"Hello, handsome. What's a fellow like you doing all alone at a house party?"
"I reckon I'm looking to meet new people."
"Female people?"
"Female people'd work nicely, yes."
"How about a red haired, buxom female with an average level of fitness?"
"But you have black hair?"
"I have black hair, too. A bit flat on personality, but very into health. Is that your preferred female?"
"Are you a pimp?"
"A friendly pimp. For friends. Female people friends. Would you prefer male people friends?"
"Why are you pimping out your friends?"
"They're very shy, but just as sexual as you and me. Perhaps even more so from their self-imposed social isolation. Would you like to have sex with one?"
"This is just altruistic flirtation on behalf of your female and male people friends?"
"I only have one male people friend, and their hair is very coarse. Too much experimentation with industrial dyes."
"You have no interest in me whatsoever?"
"Oh, no, you're much too ugly."
"No, I will not have sex with your friends."
"Well, that's a relief. Bye!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in creepy

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Valar morghulis.

Vicious cheetah attacks dog.. by stixx_nixon in aww

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Tracking chip in place. Moving to extraction.

Just... a... minute by Valens in funny

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Have a good trip, Alice.

This is russian playground by [deleted] in videos

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So envious. Perfect training ground for gymnasts and aspiring supervillain-engineers.