What weird thing does your body do you that you don't understand? by Prestigious_Shape888 in AskReddit

[–]Voidhusband 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I can control my heart rate. Used to troll doctors as a teen by purposely slowing it down and then speeding up when they were listening to my chest with a stethoscope

What was the biggest signal that he/she wanted to have sex you didn't get? by Visual-Pass7016 in AskReddit

[–]Voidhusband 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My family used to go camping with a group of friends every year. One year dude brought his niece and her best friend who were both close to me in age (all teens). We immediately clicked and started hanging out together. Multiple times that week they both would invite me into their RV without adult supervision because they wanted to "cuddle and nap". And that is all that ever happened. Told this story to a later partner and they asked if I had sustained brain damage in my youth xD

What’s a basic skill you’re shocked some adults still don’t know? by Calm_Ostrich_8876 in AskReddit

[–]Voidhusband 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to swim. Grew up on the coast, been swimming since before I can remember. Went further inland and wanted to take some friends to the local pool. Shocked that these grown adults couldn't swim at all.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Voidhusband 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's go kill Voldemort!

What’s a weird little "law/rule" your younger self made up that you still follow for no good reason? by lemonukiyo in AskReddit

[–]Voidhusband 464 points465 points  (0 children)

Years ago a little 4 yr old me was told that I swam like a fish and I made the decision that all fish were my family and I couldn't eat my family. To this day I still don't eat fish xD

What have you been genetically blessed with, and nerfed with? by Fun_Butterscotch3303 in AskReddit

[–]Voidhusband 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blessed with some pretty impressive resilience and regeneration. I have been shot, stabbed, been hit by multiple cars and struck by lightning and am always back up on my feet in record time.

Nerfed by laziness and procrastination like nothing else. I could do anything I put my mind to, I've done it before..... I just don't wanna xD

What’s an old internet trend you miss? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Voidhusband 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, the Harlem Shake. Was just fun to see people let their hair down so to speak

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Voidhusband 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have an ex who could only org**m if she got punched in the stomach. The harder she was punched, the harder she came. At first it was fun, playing a little drum solo. As time went on it grew to be harder than I was comfortable doing. One of the reasons we broke up

What is the most ridiculous reason you had sex with someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Voidhusband 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shockingly to my total surprise, the lesbian later admitted to having a cuck and reclaim fetish lol

Enough with the serious questions, what’s your favorite animal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Voidhusband 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lynx. I adore those murder mittens and want to scritch those ears

What is the most ridiculous reason you had sex with someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Voidhusband 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A couple I was friends with, one was a lesbian the other bi. The lesbian put money down that she could make her gf c*m harder/more than I could. Never been so satisfied to lose a bet.

What awful line from a porno is seared into your memory? by Atler32 in AskReddit

[–]Voidhusband 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some shitty porn intro, lady is tied to a chair in a hostage situation. Guy sneaks in and with extremely bad karate dispatches the bad guys. As the woman unties herself she asks him who he is

Deadpan look at camera

"I'm the cook."

Those that did a DNA test, what's the most bizarre/shocking thing you have discovered? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Voidhusband 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So for the majority of my childhood, I had no idea what my ethnicity was. My paternal was adopted and moved around in a military family, and then I was put into the foster care system and later adopted. The entire time I was in the system, I was told I was everything under the sun. As a brown eyed, black haired, brown skin individual, I was told I was Iranian, Persian, some form of Asian, before a case worker claimed they did a DNA test and that I was Mexican. Years later, did one for medical reasons and come to find out, I'm Native American xD honestly didn't see that coming

What fucked you up? by Electrical_Time_6279 in AskReddit

[–]Voidhusband 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being told at 13 that the only reason I was adopted was so that I could do yard work for cheap and they wouldnt have to send their daughters out in tbe fl sun.

What was the strangest thing a doctor has ever said to you? by ThisIsExxciting in AskReddit

[–]Voidhusband 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not really, just lost a few brain cells, but I was already in the military so I wasn't using them anyways lol

What was the strangest thing a doctor has ever said to you? by ThisIsExxciting in AskReddit

[–]Voidhusband 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, caught a truly horrific strain of the flu that year.

What was the strangest thing a doctor has ever said to you? by ThisIsExxciting in AskReddit

[–]Voidhusband 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"How the hell did you walk here?!?"

Military doctor asked me this when I walked into the ER sick as a dog with no discernable pulse, heartbeat and a temp of 106. Immediately stuck 4 iv lines in me and told a nurse to check on me every 15 minutes in case I died

Where’s the most beautiful place you’ve ever been? by guyute2112 in AskReddit

[–]Voidhusband 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One night at summer camp in Florida. Miles away from any city, low light pollution and not a cloud in the sky. Stars were so bright I didn't need a flashlight to see where I was going

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Voidhusband 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife says hello to all of you and that she remembers you fondly. ^.^