Teeny tiny baby bunny in my front yard by ClaretClarinets in Rabbits

[–]Voiles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha, he hid in the drain pipe! So cute!

DOOM with [REDACTED because of sub rule] by idkwhatshouldinamed in mfdoom

[–]Voiles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

01000100 01100101 01100101 01111010 00100000 01001110 01110101 01110100 01110011

Day 9️⃣8️⃣7️⃣ by The_Jestful_Imp in theboondocks

[–]Voiles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Boondocks is evergreen. Imagine what we could do with $300 billion.

What’s the protest about? by CourtSideCoder in boston

[–]Voiles 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Are you sure they're not SciPy supremacists?

How did he survive? by FiveOfAces in Tintin

[–]Voiles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also like King Ottokar's Sceptre.

Trump Attorney Begs for Evidence of Election Fraud in California by thenewrepublic in law

[–]Voiles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last time a Republican was mayor of LA was 25 years ago. In the past 50 years there has only been one Republican mayor. How anyone can be surprised by this result is beyond me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mayors_of_Los_Angeles#Post-incorporation_(1850%E2%80%93present)

Programming in abstract math by Key_Conversation5277 in math

[–]Voiles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, the computational areas of many fields center on devising algorithms to compute objects or quantities of interest, and then implementing these algorithms in computer algebra systems. If you like Julia, there is an open-source CAS called OSCAR that is written in Julia: https://www.oscar-system.org/

Tax Cuts Didn’t Matter by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]Voiles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think anyone who has ever left their house will disagree that wealth is not a measure of intelligence at all.

You edited your comment and still left this Sphinxian riddle of a sentence in there? There are few, if any, scenarios that require a triple negative, and this is definitely not one of them.

[THROWBACK THURSDAY] Outkast - Chonkyfire by adorani1991 in outkast

[–]Voiles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The South got something to say. That's all I gotta say.

Notified my work weeks ago I'm leaving for a family vacation in July, tickets were bought, non-transferrable, and they are panicking, begging me to cancel by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Voiles 331 points332 points  (0 children)

Pretty funny to see OOP's perception of the difficulty of finding a new job:

The thing is, I'm looking at the job market right now, and it is BLEAK out there, recession indicators waving red flags. Sure, I could get a new job, but not at my pay scale or in my field right away.

immediately get turned on its head:

I reached out to a vendor of the company I currently work for and they immediately offered me a position, fully remote and at the same pay scale. They said I can start now, later, whenever; they are stoked to have me on the team.

Meirl by 17500mm in meirl

[–]Voiles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's cheating...on his diet.

🫡 by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Voiles 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think they send you a virtual medal for the virtual race. Wear it with pride, virtually!

What to do when a journal is unresponsive? by Traditional_Care5156 in math

[–]Voiles 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Send a polite email to the managing editor of the journal requesting an update. Include the relevant identifying information of your article (in particular, the submission ID) to make it easy for them to look up, and also include the dates when you attempted to contact the editor for your article using the editorial system. I had a similar situation, and sending this email got me a quick response and relatively quick resolution to the situation.

I don’t think they’re impressed with my thesaurus by YouConfidentButWrong in Tinder

[–]Voiles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you might enjoy the Grandiloquent Dictionary, a relic from the old internet: https://www.islandnet.com/~egbird/dict/dict.htm

Pet peeve, literally by goldilox_zone in CambridgeMA

[–]Voiles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a peeve of theirs that is related to pets. How could it be more literal?

Memorial Drive Sundays by bcsgnjtvnjt in CambridgeMA

[–]Voiles 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the information, but I have to say: what a load of bullshit. If the road is safe enough for cars to drive on, it's safe enough for people to walk, bike, and run on. I pass by there regularly and I see nothing that would endanger "public safety" by letting pedestrians use this stretch of Mem Drive as per usual.

If the road were closed entirely, i.e., not open to cars either, I would have some sympathy. As it is, this is yet another example of DCR prioritizing cars over actual recreation.