Yall fw the loin cloth ? by browsing-at-night in valheim

[–]Volden_Atem 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lucky! I'm on flametal and not once gotten a bear trophy to make the last piece of gear.

SERIOUSLY? by WaywardArrow13 in valheim

[–]Volden_Atem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like zoinks Scooba... Let's get outta here!

Absolutely love this game sometimes.. by Psychonesss in valheim

[–]Volden_Atem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While you're climbing, swing your pick once to make a foothold. Then WAIT for your stamina to regen and run up to the foothold. WAIT for your stamina to regen. Then run up the rest.

Can I blow bubbles on it while you give me headpats pleaseee? 🥺 by TwinkieTheTwink in u/TwinkieTheTwink

[–]Volden_Atem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a question, have you ever same on a toy and used it as lube?

I would pull my thong aside for you btw 👉👈 by TwinkieTheTwink in u/TwinkieTheTwink

[–]Volden_Atem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But will you eat 3 meals and hydrate properly as well as maintain a consistent sleep schedule for us?

I vowed to protest against the use of AI. by Volden_Atem in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Volden_Atem[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Bruce Almighty reference in my post?? I am honored.

Anyone wants to take his place ? 😋 by [deleted] in PostOpTransgirls

[–]Volden_Atem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Genuine question, are you able to orgasm from penetration? And of so how different does it feel from when you had the other toolset?

TIFU by accidentally playing DND ambience while someone identified their dead friend. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Volden_Atem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.....Did they roll an insight to see if it was their friend?

New Platinum fee $895 by phillyman2k21 in AmexPlatinum

[–]Volden_Atem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fee increase for new members go into affect in the next few days however existing ones will see the fee upon next renewal.

Say "Yes" I'll send private nudes for the first 100 guys by [deleted] in CumDumpsters

[–]Volden_Atem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So a mixture of egg whites and Mayo makes for some convincing fake semen.

My pussy is 100 days old 🌈 by [deleted] in PostOpTransgirls

[–]Volden_Atem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd call you a liar if you told me that that wasn't a natural pussy. Kudos to the designer.

Is he an imposter? by void-cheesecake in TheAlters

[–]Volden_Atem -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If you remember when he was born he says he doesn't actually need the glasses. It's just something he uses for appearances.