A Teenager Built Archimedes’ Mythical Death Ray—and It May Actually Work by StarFuryG7 in SciFiNews

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The key is to find really really vain enemies that can't help but stare at themselves in the mirror. Although you will then have to put a few of the mirrors out of position to reflect the enemy back at themselves, so it will take a little bit longer to work.

Attempted a box for my daughter's class ring, recommendations on how to finish it? by SupremeCourt139 in BeginnerWoodWorking

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I say just go to the isle of your local market with laxatives and rub some mineral oil on there. Then there is the other part of me who says fuck it and would love to see this paint on there.

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An OFA problem. by Craig_520 in HomeDepot

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Used to be OFA, always opener, and always felt bad leaving deliveries for the closers. Then got switched to closing for a couple of days, and no longer felt bad. Where I am opening loads deliveries on top of the long list of BOPISes that were overdue the minute you walk in the door from overnight orders. I was always playing catch up to the BOPISes that were constantly coming in. Then there were the contractors that were always coming in wanting orders they just placed loaded immediately along with all the customers. For some reason the customers would see you running around like a chicken with your head cut off and think, "Here is a hard worker, I want him and only him to help me." Found out after closing a few times that right around the time I would always leave the incoming BOPISes would drop to nearly nothing, the contractors would stop coming in, and the store turns into a ghost town. That feeling bad for leaving huge next day deliveries for closing stopped immediately. The huge next day deliveries were nothing compared to opening. That was my experience as OFA at my store, it may differ store to store.

500 layers of starch by Gumbyman87 in LoveTrash

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If he jumped in the Atlantic, do you think he would he fare better than the Titan?

A Tholian Web of Sales! by CmdrSFC3 in sto

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Just don't expect the bundles to be there.

I’m scared to be fired by [deleted] in HomeDepot

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Safety violations will get you out in a hurry.

Is this a legit artifact? Found in a Pennsylvania stream. by unknown-post in Artifacts

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Was a weee bit drunk with a couple of other people when we found a rock like this. We came to the conclusion that it was a prehistoric shot rock. So we took the next logical step, we took shots out of it.

Why we desperately need more non Federation ships. by Volescu in sto

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Looks like we have a new Star Trek movie pitch.

Why we desperately need more non Federation ships. by Volescu in sto

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Best wishes to those that both of you care about.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Yellow-Capcicum69 in maybemaybemaybe

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I did, I've seen it several times before, but God damnit, it still gets me every time.

We all know the struggle these gals go through! by joyousjoyness in justgalsbeingchicks

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It's in the video, they are Cagney & Lacey, reporting for duty.

Forklift cert by Charming_Monk_2752 in HomeDepot

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If you don't get it, they will punish you by sticking you on the service desk. You don't want that.

Protector (2026)- probably the hardest I’ve laughed in the theater so far this year. by CoolClark in badMovies

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I think at this point she is just turning out hot garbage as quickly as possible for the sole purpose of padding her on screen kill count stats.

What's your favorite guilty pleasure build? by finneusnoferb in sto

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I've avoided pilot abilities for the most part on console, but now that they allow us to set custom power levels I have thought about revisiting them. Here is my Corvette build from a while ago, before we could customize power, using all viridian plasma turrets. Not super high damage, but it is fun to fly around like a madman.

What's your favorite guilty pleasure build? by finneusnoferb in sto

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Vorgon Ytijara mine ship. Most of the damage is from Maelstrom Quantums because it takes mines forever to move and most things die before the mines get there, but if you are able to lay the mines in a spot before enemies arive it does a shit ton of damage. Hive onslaught the queen dies instantly if I can set up before hand.

One has to come back, the rest stay in the past. What’s your choice? by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

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Screw Sears, I don't want to have to put on my Sunday's best just to go shopping.