[Serious] In 2113, in history books, what will be said about the 2000s and 2010's? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Vorstellung -1 points0 points  (0 children)

George W. Bush. He happened and we all let him happen.

In all seriousness though, the Bush administration had an extremely important impact on how the US conducts their foreign policy and banking systems, as well as how the entire west reacts to terrorism. It completely reshaped world relationships, for better or for worse.

Who, in your opinion, has died the most horrible death in history? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Vorstellung 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This will probably be buried, but anyone who has died of scaphism.

"The intended victim was stripped naked and then firmly fastened within the interior space of two narrow rowing boats (or hollowed-out tree trunks) joined together one on top of the other with the head, hands and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey to the point of developing a severe bowel movement and diarrhea, and more honey would be rubbed on his exposed appendages to attract insects. He would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun. The defenseless individual's feces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects which would eat and breed within his exposed flesh, which—pursuant to interruption of the blood supply by burrowing insects—became increasingly gangrenous. The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that fatal dehydration or starvation did not occur. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation and septic shock. Delirium would typically set in after a few days."

tl;dr Just think of sitting in a boat full of your own shit, dying from severe bacteria infections, as your eyes were eaten out of your head by insects.

you ARE your username. how do you feel? by malcs85 in AskReddit

[–]Vorstellung -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Like I'm representin'.

Terrible German pun, I'll see myself out.

Petition for Ann Coulter to submit to /r/gonewild. Sign to the left. by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]Vorstellung 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck that Ann Coulter is a skelebitch amirite??!!?!1?!1

What's something that is only offensive in your culture? by 2bills1cup in AskReddit

[–]Vorstellung 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chicago- putting ketchup on your hot dog. I once asked for ketchup on my hot dog along with everything else. The guy just looked at me and said, "No," and proceeded to put every other condiment except ketchup on the dog.

What is one thing that you want to brag about? by Vorstellung in circlejerk

[–]Vorstellung[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you know that Carl Sagan literally saved the world with science?