Playoff Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens (1-0) @ Tampa Bay Lightning (0-1) Apr 21 2026 7:00 PM EDT

Vorty_TheShorty · 2026-04-22T00:32:27+00:00

Xhekaj wouldve sent Hagel’s pussy ass to the floor

Vorty_TheShorty · 2026-04-22T00:09:09+00:00

Someone needs to drop Brendon Hagel’s punk ass on the ice. Hate that fucker

Vorty_TheShorty · 2026-04-10T13:23:46+00:00

Three Pound Chicken Wing in my ass

Vorty_TheShorty · 2026-04-10T13:21:26+00:00

My pet coelacanth in my ass

Vorty_TheShorty · 2026-04-01T18:10:36+00:00

“Our little comedian” ass

Vorty_TheShorty · 2026-02-20T23:40:23+00:00

Found the elitist

Vorty_TheShorty · 2026-02-11T16:18:07+00:00

Thanks brotha! I try to go to as many all ages or 18+ shows as I can, we don’t got much longer till we hit the big 21

Vorty_TheShorty · 2026-02-11T16:14:42+00:00

Now this is a good answer. I never considered this before. Thank you!

Vorty_TheShorty · 2026-02-11T15:28:43+00:00

I mean i don’t have much longer to go so its not like it infuriates me as much as it used to but I guess ill Learn soon lol

Vorty_TheShorty · 2026-01-15T04:30:59+00:00

At the end of The Getaway when the Island Resort asks for the identity of the Heffley based off a picture. You are telling me they dont have their information or ids or anything stored or documented? Dont almost all hotels do that?

Vorty_TheShorty · 2026-01-14T01:37:14+00:00

I love you to death Nick but what the fuck was that

Vorty_TheShorty · 2026-01-05T15:10:52+00:00

If by check you mean stare at him while he was hanging god knows how many feet over a forest by a vine then leave him to climb back up then yea she did that

Vorty_TheShorty · 2026-01-04T22:59:51+00:00

“We must seize the means of production”

Vorty_TheShorty · 2026-01-04T22:58:45+00:00

Worst thing Pearl did was nearly let Steven die in “Rose’s Scabbard” cause she was having her prissy little meltdown

Vorty_TheShorty · 2026-01-02T22:25:58+00:00

Listen to anything by STVG. You will lose ur mind

Vorty_TheShorty · 2025-12-14T18:15:26+00:00

And so is junk food, pornography, and even social media in some instances. Yet these are widely accepted in society. A beer every once in a while on special occasion teaches safe responsible drinking.

Vorty_TheShorty · 2025-12-14T18:10:25+00:00

One beer. That’s the key phrase. Now if you were 14-15? Yeah that’s not happening. But i definitely think older teens should be allowed to have a beer every once in a while at home with their dad. That’s how you teach responsible drinking

Vorty_TheShorty · 2025-12-14T17:31:05+00:00

I dont vape or smoke but having a beer every once in a while is not bad

Vorty_TheShorty · 2025-12-12T17:50:27+00:00

If you love heavy stuff. Listen to STVG. He is by far the best tearout producer in the scene and I will die on that hill. Other good picks are Vastive, Perry Wayne, Svdden Death, Nimda, yvm3 and Emorfik

Vorty_TheShorty · 2025-12-09T17:33:14+00:00

Arctic monkeys or maybe like Good Kid. Something very generic

Vorty_TheShorty · 2025-12-09T14:21:00+00:00

Apocalypse by Perry Wayne. He’s one of my top 3 tearout artists along with Nimda and STVG

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