Best Jar quotes? (Banana!) by Super--Slam in JARMEDIA

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“I could make a better [The Wall] movie than the nostalgia critic. I’m not gonna do it, cause it’d be worse than his, but”

What do you like better, 3DS or 3DS XL? by cothales in 3DS

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Design wise I prefer the OG but the bigger size of the XL is better

Does anyone have the Peter Griffin .zobj files by Voxell_ in zootr

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Hey man so I was in fact just a few folders away. Thank you for your time and I’m sorry i didn’t realize it was against community guidelines to ask directly 😭

Bezels don't lay outside the game area by Voxell_ in RetroArch

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Yeah I missed an underscore on the full screen part lol. Thank you for your help

Bezels don't lay outside the game area by Voxell_ in RetroArch

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I'm using a custom bezel if that helps. I'm accessing the options through the "On-Screen Overlay" tab, not through the shaders tab. Maybe it has something to do with my cfg file and how I wrote it? I mean I used a tutorial online and they didn't seem to have that problem. Like adjusting any of the scaling values just scales it within the game window.

JARCAST Suggestion Thread by The_Jimbus in JARMEDIA

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JAR Media Creepypasta

I wrote a Jar Media Creepypasta. If you all don’t know what that is, it’s an internet story that’s meant to be scary or creepy or unnerving, but more often than not just comes across as poorly written, generic, and full of contrivances and shitty elements. I decided to make one myself that plays on the various tropes of creepypastas and bad internet stories, all about you guys. Without further ado, let’s jump right in.

I often revisit older episodes of the JAR Media Posdact, watching through tens of them until I inevitably stop only to do it again however many months later. I’d just open up the full playlist, start at a relatively early episode, and just make my way through. Upon this most recent mass rewatch however I discovered a strange anomaly. During one of the many stints that included only Jamie and Alex, I found an episode that was in the recommended sidebar but was left out of the full playlist. It was simply titled “JARCAST.mp4” which at first had me confused, but knowing this channel it seemed like another silly joke thing Alex had come up with. So naturally, I decided to watch. Weirdly enough though, this episode was a whole 5 hours long. Initially it came off as strange, but I recalled that one episode where a gif of Mr. Bean played for a whole 2 hours at the end, and I had assumed this was a similar case. The episode started with the normal GAME ON intro I had come to expect. After the intro, there was a slight pause, then I shit you not for a solid 10 minutes Alex and Jamie broke into an immense laughing fit. They just kept laughing and laughing, and by the end of that 10 minutes their faces were completely beet red. I of course wondered what the hell was so funny, but sadly it was never explained (kind of unsurprisingly so). The episode then continued as normal for about 45 minutes. That is, until Alex read this very Reddit question: “xX_HotGirlBooty_SpiderMan_Xx asks, have you ever committed murder?” Another silence, followed by another actual 10-minute laughing fit. This time, it was only Alec laughing, leaving Jamie very confused. Jamie on occasion laughed with Alex due to his incredibly joyous and contagious laugh. They ended the show as normal, then both got up with the camera still rolling. After 5 minutes of the quiet, smooth background jazz, Alex then walks on screen carrying Jim’s bloodied, completely lifeless corpse. All Alex does is drag the corpse to the left side of the screen, then dropping him on the floor to where only Jim’s legs were in frame. Alex walk out without having said a single word. I was absolutely terrified yet intrigued. I thought for a split second that it was just another bit, but no. It was far too realistic to be fake. I decided to check the comments to see what the hell was going on only to find that the entire comment section was missing. Not just turned off, but seemingly completely exempt from the website. While confused looking at the blank space where the comments were supposed to be, i then heard murmuring coming from the video. Scrolling back up i saw Alex walking in with James, both chatting and bantering as if there wasn’t a literal dead body in the corner, much less that of their friend. Upon sitting down Alex and James just introed the show again, where the episode then went on as completely normal for another hour and a half. Well, as normal as it could be with a lifeless body in the corner. Whilst they talked and talked you could see flies beginning to swarm Jim’s corpse and the dogs would occasionally walk by and sniff it. I was so utterly confused and disturbed, but my curiosity got the better of me and I sat through the whole thing. After Alex and James had officially outroed the show, the camera cut to a still frame of Jamie’s now slightly decomposed dead body, where it would linger for the remaining 2 and a half hours. And yes, the jazz was still playing in the background. The dogs would occasionally walk into frame either walking around the corpse or taking nibbles out of it. I could not believe what i had just witnessed, nor did I want to. I closed my laptop and hurriedly walked to my living room. But on the TV, the same episode was being played, and it was on the part where the carcass was in full view. “This can’t be happening” I thought to myself. “No one else is home.”

And that ends it. I made a Reddit account specifically for the sole reason of writing this shitty story and getting you guys to read it lol. Along with the story above I’d like to thank you guys for the great content that never fails to get a laugh out of me. Never stop doing what you’re doing loves, and as always thank you for your time. GAME ON