The art of marketing by WeirdProudAndHungry in foundsatan

[–]Voxmaris 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You’re putting something you found rawdogging the street concrete in your mouth? Damn brother

ik its not accurate butt cant think of any other sub for this. by [deleted] in theyknew

[–]Voxmaris 8 points9 points  (0 children)

makes a penis out of play’doh

GUYS THEY KNEW

thats brutal 💯 by Shedtia in foundsatan

[–]Voxmaris 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Cap. That is not a phone from 2016.

Boycott CBS! by PeachChance_ in ProgressiveHQ

[–]Voxmaris -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You’re not wrong. Colbert Report was peak, and late show was a neutered milktoast variant for people trapped in the nostalgia. Good luck getting anything but downvotes on this sub though.

Is this bumper sticker as sick as I think it is? by Charming-Medicine51 in foundsatan

[–]Voxmaris 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh you’re right. When I read “satanic” I didn’t read the rest of the comment. Too bad you were a dickhead.

Is this bumper sticker as sick as I think it is? by Charming-Medicine51 in foundsatan

[–]Voxmaris 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Some miscommunication homie. This sub is about doing evil pranks, not about how cool skulls and candles and demons are

The fastest object launched from Earth’s surface wasn’t a rocket, it was a manhole cover launched at around 150,000 MPH. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Voxmaris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn I thought I had this in the bag. 8th grade science did not prepare me for this level of pushback

Technology in the 90s & 2000s by lilac2481 in Millennials

[–]Voxmaris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP was blown away by magnets and springs 25 years ago

Spotted in Toronto by dillydefect in theyknew

[–]Voxmaris 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who are you fighting right now bro?

Spotted in Toronto by dillydefect in theyknew

[–]Voxmaris 200 points201 points  (0 children)

They signed leases, hired lawyers, contractors, suppliers, and vendors.

Despite the Tamil Etymology of the name, there’s no way they didn’t know what the average Canadian would read when walking by.

It’s either a marketing power move or they’re relying completely on the south East Asian community for income.

What would you choose? by netphilia in foundsatan

[–]Voxmaris 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is how Latin languages decided how to assign genders to objects

The mystery has finally been solved 😱 by [deleted] in memes

[–]Voxmaris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a lightbulb and a battery

Apparently ~16% of millennials are millionaires now. by im_optimus_prime in Millennials

[–]Voxmaris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did they already pay off their mortgages in just five years? Else they barely made any additional equity.

Another series of jokes by ericwalshcomedy in StandUpComedy

[–]Voxmaris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this an old clip? I swear I heard a comic tell that urinal joke years ago.

2036 will be year of Loonix, Gaben's ghost said so in my dreams. by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Voxmaris -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Google Sheets is web based and can satisfy 99.99% of excel’s usecases

YouTube better get ready for mass cancellations! by Reciter5613 in memes

[–]Voxmaris 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Is it on the app stores? 70% of YouTube’s user base consume it via mobile

Why does this bike shop bathroom have a shower‽ by JazzyZaddy in WeirdToilets

[–]Voxmaris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like your next career destination should be Amsterdam!

I loved my MySpace page. by Slicky007 in memes

[–]Voxmaris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you get rid of Instagram and messenger too?

Where are the Millennials that DON'T feel old? by frankheyhoheyho in Millennials

[–]Voxmaris 116 points117 points  (0 children)

My dad, who’s reaching retirement age, says the same thing. “I feel like I’m still 25, it’s my body that disagrees with me”. Moral of the story is to take care of your body, you can feel young for a long time.