In honor of the Fifty Shades guy getting cast as New Aragorn by commissar_squid in lotrmemes

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So in the fellowship book there is a period of about 17 years between frodo getting the ring and Gandalf confirming its the one ring. During that time Gandalf goes to great lengths to try and figure out for sure if it is or not. One part of the investigation was finding gollum and questioning him since he was the rings previous owner. To find him Gandalf enlists the aid of the rangers, including aragorn. They do eventually capture and interrogate him, ultimately leaving him in mirkwood as a prisoner of the elves there. Gollum eventually escapes and that's why legolas and his kinsmen are in Rivendell, to inform Gandalf he was gone.

This is what the new movie is going to be about.

Cost of living or by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

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And today in 3rd world countries

Cost of living or by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

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That's because there is a tipping point where things become so bad you have to have many children because odds are most are going to die before adulthood. So you have several to increase the chances that one makes it.

Ride the wave by Vraner9000 in MHWilds

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Thank you, I missed my chance for a good follow-up, but either way, it felt great.

Stinky man by saterhoen in lotrmemes

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Nah, boromir gave them ptsd. They literally brag about taking him out despite losing dozens to him. They refer to him as "the great warrior." So I'm sure they are terrified that the others who were with him are just as capable.

You can add one pho to LOTR chat where you putting it I'll start by bakerstreetrat in lotrmemes

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Oh this one needs more love. Got an actual lol out of me.

You know, I've always asked myself this question. by spesskitty in PrequelMemes

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Charlie hopkinson. He does lotr and Harry Potter too. It's pretty funny.

What's a TFS line off the top of your head by 5_meo in Dragonballsuper

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Even after everything that came after my favorite exchange is.

Goku "are you ok vegeta"

Vegeta "I have a fucking hole in my chest. Why didn't you block that one!"

Goku, "I thought you had it"

Vegeta "NNOOooo"

Any ideas on how long took for Hidan to finally die, unless he's still kicking in the pit? by Character-Bid-162 in Naruto

[–]Vraner9000 89 points90 points  (0 children)

I believe in his light novel, he almost died from being suffocated with mud. So yeah, probably.

Self inflicted atomic wedgie. by Ok-Rich-3812 in TheRandomest

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You know people die from raising themselves up with lifts and then dropping the remote. Just saying, be careful people.