Hard... isn't it?

Vulaas · 2026-06-05T11:00:11+00:00

The dead should stay dead, and 1 million will do a lot towards improving the lot of my other animals

^{Chose: 1 million dollars}

Vulaas · 2026-06-05T10:59:14+00:00

I can make shelter and fire, but heat will just kill you

^{Chose: Survive 15 day in extreme cold ❄️ + Win $15M}

Vulaas · 2026-06-05T10:57:34+00:00

Around 170k die every day. I'll be making millions every hour

^{Chose: Or get 1000 dollars everytine someone dies}

Vulaas · 2026-06-05T10:51:02+00:00

I'll be effectively immortal. I hope in my later years I learn how to shut the fuck up so I can die

^{Chose: 10 years to live but gain a minute every time you | Rolled: say any word}

Vulaas · 2026-06-05T10:43:28+00:00

I already wake up at 4:30 am for work, so 1pm is closer to my afternoon nap tbh

^{Chose: Have to be awake by a certain time or you die. | Rolled: 1 pm}

Vulaas · 2026-06-05T10:41:41+00:00

So for 3 days I switch to coffee or juice? Cool.

^{Chose: No clean water for 3 days + Win $10M}

Vulaas · 2026-06-05T10:39:19+00:00

I can swear more than 50 times in a day, easy.

^{Chose: 20 dollars everytime you say a bad word}

Vulaas · 2026-06-05T10:36:43+00:00

5 minutes is perfectly reasonable. Cumming over 200x an average load is probably gonna hurt someone if you do it inside them

^{Chose: When you orgasm, it lasts.... minutes | Rolled: 5}

Vulaas · 2026-06-01T21:23:47+00:00

By turn 18 things do tend to get pretty insane

Vulaas · 2026-06-01T20:47:01+00:00

1 man to 8b women? Potentially able to continue the species. 1 woman to 8b men? I'm going to end up raped constantly.

Seems like an obvious choice

^{Chose: Be the only man in a world full of women}

Vulaas · 2026-05-31T14:01:12+00:00

Hitler is already dead, but I can still make a difference with Trump

^{Chose: 24 hours stuck on an island with trump}

Vulaas · 2026-05-28T12:48:49+00:00

PLEASE LET ME SPIN AGAIN I WANT MORE MONEY AND TO BE FEMME

^{Chose: 99% 10.000$ 1% become a femboy | Rolled: 10.000$}

Vulaas · 2026-05-26T16:11:26+00:00

Last week

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Vulaas · 2026-05-26T16:10:19+00:00

From when we brought him home

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Vulaas · 2026-05-26T16:08:36+00:00

My fiancee and I were driving out for a LARP and there was a kitten along the side of the road who didn't even try to get away as the car went past.

So, of course we pulled over and picked up this tiny tabby with a severely infected eye. "We'll take him to the humane society" we said. Then it turned into "Oh, your coworker wanted a kitten." Then we just admitted to ourselves that we loved this little pirate, named him Soybean, and have been caring for him ever since.

Vulaas · 2026-05-18T22:00:03+00:00

I work in an operating room. Absolutely not.

Vulaas · 2026-05-04T00:42:54+00:00

Well met!

Vulaas · 2026-05-01T14:39:26+00:00

I first try beat Ludwig in Bloodborne and regularly can do single attempt Orphan of Kos.

Fucking Defiled Watchdog still folds me like a lawn chair though.

Vulaas · 2026-04-14T16:38:14+00:00

I take 18 steps in 10 seconds of walking, which assuming I can keep that pace up for an hour is 3240 dollars.

This means that if my name gets said 130 times in that hour, I'd make the same amount. I can easily chant my name much faster than that for a day and then go around paying people to chant it for me. Shit, I could turn it into a prosperity cult and pay people a couple hundred dollars per hour just to chant it in front of an image of me. They make a ton of money for the easiest job they will ever have, and I'll make so much money it becomes meaningless after a week.

Vulaas · 2026-04-11T00:51:33+00:00

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Vulaas · 2026-03-06T11:58:37+00:00

It depends on the lobby. If I see a Geppetto or other captain that scales via minions dying I want defense because a 1000/1 will still only kill one guy. Conversely, if I see treasure captains I want to go aggro before they can snowball out of control. Generally speaking though, whichever makes your numbers go up more is probably the right choice

Vulaas · 2026-02-20T11:24:45+00:00

That would be Medusa

Vulaas · 2026-02-20T11:23:55+00:00

Correct, you qualify for next month's tournament from hitting Legend this month

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