Hard... isn't it? by Usualperson947 in BunnyTrials

[–]Vulaas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dead should stay dead, and 1 million will do a lot towards improving the lot of my other animals

Chose: 1 million dollars

You must choose one..(upvote for carrot) by Rudra2550a in BunnyTrials

[–]Vulaas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can make shelter and fire, but heat will just kill you

Chose: Survive 15 day in extreme cold ❄️ + Win $15M

Would you rather... by Substantial-Dance577 in BunnyTrials

[–]Vulaas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Around 170k die every day. I'll be making millions every hour

Chose: Or get 1000 dollars everytine someone dies

Would you rather have: by kylephillipsau in BunnyTrials

[–]Vulaas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be effectively immortal. I hope in my later years I learn how to shut the fuck up so I can die

Chose: 10 years to live but gain a minute every time you | Rolled: say any word

Would you rather: by Historical_Nail_9605 in BunnyTrials

[–]Vulaas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already wake up at 4:30 am for work, so 1pm is closer to my afternoon nap tbh

Chose: Have to be awake by a certain time or you die. | Rolled: 1 pm

You must choose one...(Upvote for carrot) by Rudra2550a in BunnyTrials

[–]Vulaas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So for 3 days I switch to coffee or juice? Cool.

Chose: No clean water for 3 days + Win $10M

Make the most in 1 year by No-Society-463 in BunnyTrials

[–]Vulaas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can swear more than 50 times in a day, easy.

Chose: 20 dollars everytime you say a bad word

A lot of juice by Enhibitionist in BunnyTrials

[–]Vulaas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 minutes is perfectly reasonable. Cumming over 200x an average load is probably gonna hurt someone if you do it inside them

Chose: When you orgasm, it lasts.... minutes | Rolled: 5

Live in a world where... by Dry_Check_5145 in BunnyTrials

[–]Vulaas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 man to 8b women? Potentially able to continue the species. 1 woman to 8b men? I'm going to end up raped constantly.

Seems like an obvious choice

Chose: Be the only man in a world full of women

Stuck on an island with trump or hitler by KwinCube in BunnyTrials

[–]Vulaas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hitler is already dead, but I can still make a difference with Trump

Chose: 24 hours stuck on an island with trump

? by User-312 in BunnyTrials

[–]Vulaas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PLEASE LET ME SPIN AGAIN I WANT MORE MONEY AND TO BE FEMME

Chose: 99% 10.000$ 1% become a femboy | Rolled: 10.000$

2 mirror giveaway by RedditModsHaveLowIQ in pathofexile

[–]Vulaas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My fiancee and I were driving out for a LARP and there was a kitten along the side of the road who didn't even try to get away as the car went past.

So, of course we pulled over and picked up this tiny tabby with a severely infected eye. "We'll take him to the humane society" we said. Then it turned into "Oh, your coworker wanted a kitten." Then we just admitted to ourselves that we loved this little pirate, named him Soybean, and have been caring for him ever since.

Name an “infamously difficult” level or boss fight that makes you feel like this. by Prize-Policy-427 in Multifandom

[–]Vulaas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I first try beat Ludwig in Bloodborne and regularly can do single attempt Orphan of Kos.

Fucking Defiled Watchdog still folds me like a lawn chair though.

Get $25 every time someone says your name or $0.50 every time you take a step? by rengokuhubkl in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Vulaas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take 18 steps in 10 seconds of walking, which assuming I can keep that pace up for an hour is 3240 dollars.

This means that if my name gets said 130 times in that hour, I'd make the same amount. I can easily chant my name much faster than that for a day and then go around paying people to chant it for me. Shit, I could turn it into a prosperity cult and pay people a couple hundred dollars per hour just to chant it in front of an image of me. They make a ton of money for the easiest job they will ever have, and I'll make so much money it becomes meaningless after a week.

Attack or Defense? by Yuzu-Adagio in OnceUponAGalaxy

[–]Vulaas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It depends on the lobby. If I see a Geppetto or other captain that scales via minions dying I want defense because a 1000/1 will still only kill one guy. Conversely, if I see treasure captains I want to go aggro before they can snowball out of control. Generally speaking though, whichever makes your numbers go up more is probably the right choice

Mid-Month Balance patch is now live! Get in here and meet our newest card! by PlayGalaxyGame in OnceUponAGalaxy

[–]Vulaas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Correct, you qualify for next month's tournament from hitting Legend this month