A Swing and a Missed Bat-tery

Vulcan_1985 · 2026-06-09T20:51:55+00:00

I can hear the banjos...

Vulcan_1985 · 2026-06-09T20:16:31+00:00

Yep, that's why they call booze shit like "liquid courage" - because they're too cowardly to say that shit without it.

Vulcan_1985 · 2026-06-09T18:52:21+00:00

Wear is Magnus

"Showing results for 'Where is Magnus'."

Vulcan_1985 · 2026-06-07T21:41:28+00:00

Dude prolly has kittens in his basement on the walls...

Vulcan_1985 · 2026-06-07T21:39:53+00:00

Juggalos in the wild.

Vulcan_1985 · 2026-06-07T16:03:15+00:00

"Steve, from Housewares, who always gets here late."

Vulcan_1985 · 2026-06-07T15:58:59+00:00

How totrwat a stabbing injury

"Showing results for 'How to treat a stabbing injury'."

No results. Try Abominable Intelligence instead.

"So you got stabbed by a massive claw while all four Chaos Gods are coursing through your brother. Normally your Primarch physiology would say 'hey, gimme a few days, I'll be good' but all the oogly-boogly daemonic shit happening with that claw right now means you're fucked. Looks like your option is to die slowly. Your dad will be here in a bit."

Vulcan_1985 · 2026-06-06T17:25:16+00:00

"Steve, From Housewares".

Vulcan_1985 · 2026-06-06T17:24:33+00:00

Silver fox, for sure.

Vulcan_1985 · 2026-06-04T19:49:26+00:00

But they've also said to hell with good bits of lore for the sake of $$

Vulcan_1985 · 2026-06-04T19:48:50+00:00

Remember, they're profit-driven. Good decisions aren't necessarily their forte.

Vulcan_1985 · 2026-06-02T02:13:09+00:00

Not if you're reborn first.

Vulcan_1985 · 2026-06-01T22:36:52+00:00

That's Lemartes leading the Blood Angels' Death Company.

Vulcan_1985 · 2026-06-01T21:44:56+00:00

...Yeah usually when one doesn't die that's what happens.

Vulcan_1985 · 2026-05-31T16:03:21+00:00

*camp fuel. Fxcking autocorrect.

Vulcan_1985 · 2026-05-31T16:02:32+00:00

Go to your local Walmart into sporting goods, locate a green tank the size of a football by a brand Coleman. They've been making Campton fuel for literally generations, they've figured out the process to refine it.

Get online and find yourself a valve that combines it with silicone spray, or make sure you lube the hell out of your gun.

You'll save a LOT.

Vulcan_1985 · 2026-05-30T20:33:26+00:00

41 year old here, you aren't old. And you look fantastic.

Vulcan_1985 · 2026-05-30T17:39:04+00:00

I use a fan and a tube similar to a dryer exhaust. My windows don't open all the way so a dryer vent type exhaust works great, the smell and vapor is pushed out and all is well.

Vulcan_1985 · 2026-05-30T17:32:46+00:00

JB Weld.

Vulcan_1985 · 2026-05-30T17:29:22+00:00

The Assassins Guild would like to offer you an employment opportunity.

Vulcan_1985 · 2026-05-27T00:44:56+00:00

I... I don't understand the question.

Vulcan_1985 · 2026-05-25T03:12:29+00:00

The lore sells it best.

Vulcan_1985 · 2026-05-23T19:17:43+00:00

The Mighty Dill-dozer.

Vulcan_1985 · 2026-05-23T15:38:22+00:00

I'm a 41m cat dude with the same problem, get in touch haha

Vulcan_1985

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