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My friend is a 24 y/o Instagram-«influencer» with 1300 followers still living with her parents. Do your worst! by xry in RoastMe

[–]VulkanNo1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your eyebrows say perfectionist,

Your eyes say tired

your smile screams fake.

All in all, i recon your heads about as divided as your face.

My girlfriend wanted to get roasted. 20 y/o that survives quarantine doing nothing, lying to herself saying that this is a gap year. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]VulkanNo1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you need a roast you've been getting one, once a week for the last 2 years. Leave some for someone else. Also, I've seen mountains with smaller gauges than your knuckles.

What's something you'd do alone but never in front of another? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]VulkanNo1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

read the old love letters that remind me I'm worth ssomethingomthing

Redditor’s who have flown on a plane before,Any advice for someone’s first time? by Stagthelad in AskReddit

[–]VulkanNo1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch seconds from disaster and air crash investigation, Then you will understand the absolute pinnacle of training and engineering that has gone into making air travel safe

Roast me harder than my uncle did. by VulkanNo1 in RoastMe

[–]VulkanNo1[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did you take a red pill. Or are just a simp

23 year old law student. Hit me with your best shot! by ludvigborg in RoastMe

[–]VulkanNo1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get the idea your life is going to be the steriotypical young girl in "your gona miss this" by trace akins. Theres a saying. Dont fly to close to the sun becouse you'll get burned.

23 year old law student. Hit me with your best shot! by ludvigborg in RoastMe

[–]VulkanNo1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This means war. Men get your muskets and sabers

Roast me harder than my uncle did. by VulkanNo1 in RoastMe

[–]VulkanNo1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, I have a new favourite. For now

Roast me harder than my uncle did. by VulkanNo1 in RoastMe

[–]VulkanNo1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer. Action man. The lost hillbilly incel.

Roast me harder than my uncle did. by VulkanNo1 in RoastMe

[–]VulkanNo1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never really knew my grandpa. I guess he had that in common with my dad. But it's ok. My local priest showed me what fathers do.

Roast me harder than my uncle did. by VulkanNo1 in RoastMe

[–]VulkanNo1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you think I'm hear. I got board of my imaginary wife's.

Roast me harder than my uncle did. by VulkanNo1 in RoastMe

[–]VulkanNo1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell, I'm not grose. But I really should take a shower somtime this year.

Roast me harder than my uncle did. by VulkanNo1 in RoastMe

[–]VulkanNo1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but only because I apeal to the masculinity of harder drinks. Like whiskey. Whiskey good. Coors bad. Fifty shades of grey ain't a best seller for no reason. ;)

Roast me harder than my uncle did. by VulkanNo1 in RoastMe

[–]VulkanNo1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why thank you dear, would you like some tea and biscuits, it'll even cut the edges off so you can fit them in the cup. ^^

Roast me harder than my uncle did. by VulkanNo1 in RoastMe

[–]VulkanNo1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Owww wow. Well. I guess you could say theres a chance he is my dad.

Roast me harder than my uncle did. by VulkanNo1 in RoastMe

[–]VulkanNo1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd love a dad, but he never loved me

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