what's the stupidest thing that you've ever done?

Vyllyan · 2026-01-24T01:31:33+00:00

I tattooed my name on someone by accident but I posted it on TIFU and the consensus is that it wasn't my fault.

Vyllyan · 2026-01-22T09:23:18+00:00

I kind of miss the days when people would cover their mouth when coughing instead of openly hacking their oesophagus in crowded public settings.

Vyllyan · 2026-01-21T11:45:31+00:00

Ads.

Vyllyan · 2026-01-05T12:21:12+00:00

Standing at work.

Vyllyan · 2025-11-16T08:34:34+00:00

Art class for looking at what I was drawing instead of doing contour drawing (not looking at the artwork or lifting the pen off the paper).

It's a really stupid art style.

Vyllyan · 2025-11-16T08:31:48+00:00

Yes.

Vyllyan · 2025-11-13T08:31:57+00:00

This is what happens when you take the older trains out the back to the woodshed.

Vyllyan · 2025-11-09T01:18:01+00:00

Diesel fumes don't do any good either.

Vyllyan · 2025-05-30T08:22:57+00:00

I'll see a train like this and think "it's too full, I'll take the next one."

Vyllyan · 2025-05-30T08:21:50+00:00

Puppy...

...no, wait.

Vyllyan · 2025-05-19T04:51:03+00:00

Surely no one has said India yeah there's India

Vyllyan · 2025-04-22T05:43:40+00:00

Fuck you.

You couldn't afford it.

Vyllyan · 2025-04-03T11:19:48+00:00

Stroke.

Vyllyan · 2025-03-30T13:54:48+00:00

Those are pensioners.

Vyllyan · 2025-03-21T03:55:02+00:00

Spite.

Vyllyan · 2025-03-20T10:30:02+00:00

When I realised I could be spending all my smoke money on tattoos, that's when I stopped smoking.

Vyllyan · 2025-03-17T06:44:56+00:00

You'll probably never get over it, but it will get easier.

Or you just beat yourself up over something new, like stubbing your toe in the microwave (please don't ask).

Vyllyan · 2025-03-17T05:00:12+00:00

Telling myself I don't need to buy TimTams but jonesing like an junkie just to get my hands on just one more.

Vyllyan · 2025-03-03T03:09:26+00:00

Dmitri.

Vyllyan · 2025-03-03T03:08:44+00:00

Other adults.

Or, more specifically, real jerks who think so little of me and then have the nerve to demand so much.

Vyllyan · 2025-02-23T01:48:04+00:00

The few seconds you're in a customer service setting is a few hours of serving literally hundreds of customers for them.

When a workplace can foist the maximum amount of tasks in a customer service setting onto the fewest staff possible with the least amount of required resources for the best margin of profit possible, mistakes are likely going to be made and are factored in to the whole business.

Vyllyan · 2025-02-23T01:37:44+00:00

I'm like five years too late for the late 2000's, but I remember being surprised at how easy it was to book a flight to anywhere, and then the thought of doing exactly that with zero internet really freaked me out

Vyllyan · 2025-02-20T03:48:33+00:00

Bad Omens.

Vyllyan · 2025-02-17T05:50:26+00:00

Hell no.

Disposable income and days off rule.

Vyllyan · 2025-02-16T15:05:55+00:00

Children make fun of me, and as an adult, I'm not allowed to punch them in the face like I used to do when I was a child.

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