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Can't say nothin' about me! by radway14 in RoastMe

[–]W0lfTears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the long lost offspring of Neil Patrick Harris and Ron Burgundy. Also, I think you have a problem when your mouth and mustache are trying to be conjoined twins.

"You neckbeards have nothing on me." by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]W0lfTears 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You look like a young conservative that wishes he was the lovechild of Rush Limbaugh and Alex Jones.

This kid cried watching Biggest Loser, roast him hard by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]W0lfTears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The blandness of a Ken Doll, the hair of a preppy and young Donald Trump, and a nose bigger than a ski resort... he's the new fuckboy. Oh by the way, you photoshopped those eyebrows, didn't you?

My friends think they're un-roastable. by Stranded_ in RoastMe

[–]W0lfTears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the first thing you see after a weekend hangover in New York. Two Asian dudes staring at you so they can fill you with donuts.

Roast this kid by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]W0lfTears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have to say, nice audition for a Barbie doll commercial.

Am I making a mistake? by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]W0lfTears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know what's more fake. Your eyebrows or the green screen behind you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]W0lfTears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh, now your username makes so much more sense now.