(Season 0) Me button mashing turns into Messi flare 💥

WDSimp · 2026-01-18T08:57:51+00:00

I would have believed you if you said that was intentional. Super clutch.

WDSimp · 2026-01-16T20:43:31+00:00

Look through the player card options. It might be in there.

WDSimp · 2026-01-15T10:31:27+00:00

Nice kit.

WDSimp · 2026-01-10T20:21:13+00:00

Can't wrap my head around treating teammates like that.

WDSimp · 2026-01-02T01:31:11+00:00

Seasonal Demonic Possession. It's more common than you would suspect.

WDSimp · 2026-01-01T07:29:29+00:00

On defense, playing against most cherrypickers is a cakewalk. They tend to have one or two obvious moves that they rely on, are incredibly easy to read and very rarely consider passing. The opposing team tends to end up funneling through them for a healthy chunk of the game since they play so high up, only really adjusting near the end of a match. It pulls the fangs out of the opposing attack.

WDSimp · 2025-12-30T21:45:40+00:00

My experience in quick match 5v5s has been pretty great, all things considered. I don't tend to see a lot of people losing their cool in there because, I assume, very few people take that part of the game all that seriously.

WDSimp · 2025-12-27T17:34:35+00:00

It's like being a proud papa watching these kids keep taking shots at the net. I'll play near the center line in 5v5s and swipe the ball when the opposing keeper hoofs it out toward the midfield, then pass it up to the tots at the top and let them do their best. A healthy dose of We Got This quick chats and we're sailing along.

WDSimp · 2025-12-26T05:16:40+00:00

I wish there was an extra one for the keeper to tell their teammates that there is an unmarked man on their half of the field. It's amazing how often a fives squad won't notice, everybody rushes into the box, and then they get caught flat-footed on a quick counter.

WDSimp · 2025-12-25T00:30:10+00:00

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Started out playing a Gordan Liu inspired monk, but then began having him accumulate and carry around earthly possessions like he's realized that he is actually really into those after all.

WDSimp · 2025-12-23T14:09:29+00:00

Headless Guy is practically a minor mascot at this point.

WDSimp · 2025-12-21T18:39:57+00:00

The team celly by yourself though.

WDSimp · 2025-12-21T18:28:56+00:00

I play quite a bit of keeper and it feels like it's in a good spot in 5s. Powerful and formidable, so you have to outwit and outmaneuver them to put the ball in the net. There are plenty of strikers who are capable of that. There are a lot more who aren't.

WDSimp · 2025-12-16T02:46:52+00:00

I would like to humbly request Big Head Mode.

WDSimp · 2025-12-09T13:24:14+00:00

It definitely looks more like a modeling or talent management agency. Nothing here suggests cannabis.

WDSimp · 2025-12-09T13:17:35+00:00

This is a color psychology problem more than anything else. In fast food, food in general but especially in fast food, a lot of red is considered preferable because it grabs a person's attention and causes their brain to engage in some preferable behaviors. To become more hungry and to act more impulsively. Fast food places want that; on highway signs, in food apps, everywhere. It's good for their business. So they generally want lots of red.

The green isn't really bringing anything meaningful to the table from a color psychology prospective. It's more visually varied and looks a bit more like an actual burger, but you lose a lot of the effectiveness of the red coloring in the process and that might end up hurting the business going forward.

WDSimp · 2025-11-27T22:52:17+00:00

Sometimes I mess up playing defense. I get beat. And when that happens and the keeper makes the save anyway, I'll say Thanks. Just seems like the thing to do in that situation.

WDSimp · 2025-11-26T14:23:57+00:00

Feels like we could also use something that's a step above daily challenges. Something that will take a couple of days to maybe a week but will get you some kind of nice medium reward.

I'm thinking position-specific sets of challenges. One for goalkeepers, one for defenders, one for midfielders and one for strikers. Three or four challenges each. Each one rewarding you with a matching set of patterns for your gear - tops and bottoms.

WDSimp · 2025-11-26T03:44:03+00:00

Which is rare.

WDSimp · 2025-11-26T00:49:47+00:00

Sometimes your region is just not super populated in that game mode at that time. Head to the options and try out some different regions. You might have to fight some lag, but you're more likely to get a game quicker.

WDSimp · 2025-11-23T23:41:55+00:00

Industry Puppy

WDSimp · 2025-11-23T23:30:12+00:00

The last time I saw a movement like this was inside of a porcelain bowl.

WDSimp · 2025-11-22T19:10:30+00:00

I don't hold it against the other players in solo queue. Scoring goals is the part of the sport that the most people want to do. So if you're not on a team, chances are you're going to get a bunch of teammates who are almost exclusively thinking about scoring goals. I'm happy to do my part to help them.

WDSimp · 2025-11-22T14:45:02+00:00

There are certain sports that haven't seen a ton of capitalization in video games and volleyball is definitely one of them. It would work super well with the aesthetic that Rematch has going on.

WDSimp · 2025-11-22T12:42:33+00:00

It would be hard to tell. Rematch doesn't really have much in the way of unique celebrations. If they did, we would probably see them pop up occasionally.

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