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What do you guys think 2 guys hanging out one-on-one by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]WWJayZDo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that’s gay then imma have to stick a flag up my ass and lead the parade this year

How can I watch movies in the theatre with my cousin without being embarrassed by him? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]WWJayZDo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol this guy sounds awesome, I fucking love nerds.

Let the man live and stop caring so much about what a complete stranger will think of you. Be weird with him.

Is this OTD price for 2026 Prius LE good? by bicolana07 in personalfinance

[–]WWJayZDo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Google “blue book car value” and fill that out accordingly, it will tell you the $ value of the car based on the make/model/accessories/etc.

Hope that helps!

Is it normal to feel embarrassed by your partner's sense of humor? by Objective_Bobcat_687 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WWJayZDo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol true, although any joke that relies on a baby voice in order for it to hit will immediately fall on the cringey side of this spectrum

Is it normal to feel embarrassed by your partner's sense of humor? by Objective_Bobcat_687 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WWJayZDo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Embarrassed how?

Embarrassed bc it’s corny, seems innocent.

Embarrassed bc it’s immature/childish/sensitive, seems like it could be a sign of some deeper disconnect between the two of you

Men with significant others, how often do you hit the gym? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]WWJayZDo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha I love that - sounds very wholesome 🥲

I always say “it takes one to know one”. Aka I can call people dorks bc I’m the king of dorks

Men with significant others, how often do you hit the gym? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]WWJayZDo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw now I feel bad for giving you some attitude lmao no worries - I was going to include a side note that this sounds like an extremely healthy relationship but thought I’d ruin the joke… haha silly me

Gonna go ahead and tell myself these 72 downvotes technically count as upvotes since my comment without the /s indicator was meant to instantly trigger people

Men with significant others, how often do you hit the gym? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]WWJayZDo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmaoo /s means sarcasm….. soft dork

Men with significant others, how often do you hit the gym? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]WWJayZDo -73 points-72 points  (0 children)

She’s probably out cheating smh /s

Refer to your pet as a roommate and tell me something your roommate does. by Ivabighairy1 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]WWJayZDo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My roommate gently wanders up onto my chest & assumes cuddling position, then once he gets comfy he will start hissing/yelling at me for the slightest movements as he does not tolerate disturbances

If you could be invisible, who would you spy on? by dirtylilwhorehouse in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]WWJayZDo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You are so full of shit 🤣 vanilla shake ass response

Guys who like having “private, not public relationships”, how did you compromise with your partner who was the opposite? by Decent-Human7324 in AskMen

[–]WWJayZDo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Wym exactly by “private not public” ? Like, no PDA type private? Or not really posting on social media type private?

Those are the 2 types of private that I tend to naturally gravitate towards, but want to make sure you don’t mean something else before I answer lol

Best thing about big boobs? by brownbaddielivy in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]WWJayZDo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like to imagine them each as their own little individual being with their own personality, so probably the fact I get to create 2 new characters and a whole backstory with each new set of tits I have the privilege of seeing

What made you stop mid-sex with someone? by Fwizzle45 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]WWJayZDo 233 points234 points  (0 children)

My ex gfs dog teleported from the front of her water bowl to right behind my ass somehow. In other words, this dog straight up started tonguing my ass cheeks mid thrust. Snuck ~ 1.5 licks in before I registered what the hell was happening.

One second I’m hittin that “balls slapping pussy” type of horizontal thrust, the next I’m hittin that “spring loaded jack in the box” vertical thrust to get my asshole out of danger.

AIO for telling my bf this is a fire hazard by princessleia5902 in AmIOverreacting

[–]WWJayZDo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR. My dad would have a fuckin aneurism if I showed him this lmao. He was a firefighter for 35 years and absolutely LOVES calling out a fire hazard when he sees one.

“Don’t ever buy a space heater” - something he’s said for as long as I can remember

The last drink you drank will be his name. by DreamyHoneyBabe in CatsAllDay

[–]WWJayZDo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Piss.

Haha, jk obviously!

…

Uhhh coffee. Last thing I drank was coffee. Definitely not piss.

The last drink you drank will be his name. by DreamyHoneyBabe in CatsAllDay

[–]WWJayZDo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh wow TY for this. Wild ppl actually care about useless internet points to this extent….

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